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Homepage Article Rafael Benitez Appointed Everton Manager
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Would you like a ladder to help you out of the hole you’ve just dug??
HumbleWedbetters
Player Valuation: £5m
Google.... It's amazing. Honestly bit can prevent you spouting nonsense.
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
Colour me shocked
HumbleWedbetters
Player Valuation: £5m
When are you doing your next "I'm leaving" nonsense..... Then checking to see if people still talk about you trick?
It's a forum mate, try not to get too engaged with it. Just get behind Everton.... Not for or against specific parts of it. Makes it all so much easier.
Glasshalffull
Player Valuation: £10m
Didn't work in your case, though, did it?
HumbleWedbetters
Player Valuation: £5m
Calm down....... read it again.......
Just try and read it without the desperate urge to believe that I'm a kopite.......
Benitez installed the model at Liverpool that we see at our club ...... Everton.
Buy young players that can be used or sold on.......... Bless you.
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
But he didn't at all.
There wasn't a single player through their academy who played 50 games in his tenure.
He bought good players at decent ages, generally early to mid 20's. That's seems to be his sweet spot.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Bored at work.....
The Norwegian Kopites are crappy and cold
but quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the crappest of all, at least so I am told,
Was R afa Benitez Ameer.
If you wanted a man to encourage the shoite,
Or harass the foe from the rear,
Or to win a final on pens, when you had no right
It was R afa Benitez Ameer.
There were heroes in plenty and men known to fame
In the army of Carlsberg, the beer,
But none of them worse than a man by the name
of R afa Benitez Ameer..
He could eat his own weight, wait tables by night,
He could play on the small club jeer
In fact quite the cream of the RED Shoite, thats right,
it Was R afa Benitez Ameer.
Then he went to the Barcodes and took them right down,
Despite the black cats being near,
He got them back up and then went Chinatown,
It was R afa Benitez Ameer...
Now he's here at finch Farm at the whim of the Mosh
And we all know - it will end in tears,
And he'll take us straight down and pocket the dosh,
'Coz he's R afa Benitez Ameer..
The Norwegian Kopites are crappy and cold
but quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the crappest of all, at least so I am told,
Was R afa Benitez Ameer.
If you wanted a man to encourage the shoite,
Or harass the foe from the rear,
Or to win a final on pens, when you had no right
It was R afa Benitez Ameer.
There were heroes in plenty and men known to fame
In the army of Carlsberg, the beer,
But none of them worse than a man by the name
of R afa Benitez Ameer..
He could eat his own weight, wait tables by night,
He could play on the small club jeer
In fact quite the cream of the RED Shoite, thats right,
it Was R afa Benitez Ameer.
Then he went to the Barcodes and took them right down,
Despite the black cats being near,
He got them back up and then went Chinatown,
It was R afa Benitez Ameer...
Now he's here at finch Farm at the whim of the Mosh
And we all know - it will end in tears,
And he'll take us straight down and pocket the dosh,
'Coz he's R afa Benitez Ameer..
HumbleWedbetters
Player Valuation: £5m
It really wasn't was it ......... Comprehension. Simple.
Our club...... Collectively on an Everton forum is Everton.......
Ooooh. You got all excited then didn't you. How are you getting on at school, did lockdown impact English lessons?
Someone’s head is about to go
Earwigjoe
Player Valuation: £10m
Hahaha... He installed the model at Everton - when yesterday on his 1st day. Happy digging.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Allan: 30 years old
James: 29
Doucore 28 years old
That's three of our last four major signings
Josh King 29
HumbleWedbetters
Player Valuation: £5m
It's definitely not a mensa forum this is it?
Do you need me to draw pictures???
Rafael installed a youth model at Liverpool...... that we now see at Everton (brands led)
You fuming???
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
Busted!!
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