"Stick with me, hear me out"....erm no, you southern middle class tool. You shouldn't even be watching football never mind commenting on Everton.
I’m surprised your response was so moderate tbh.
You’ve obviously mellowed a bit.
The old you would’ve had him rounded up by the Stasi and then strung up from a lamppost, with a sign around his neck saying :
“I’m a middle class Southerner and I dared to watch a game of football “