2021/22 Rafael Benitez

[Dixieslaces]

The defendant has treated good Evertonians with contempt over the course of the season. It’s a serious concern, but that should be debated by the jury to give the defendant a fair trial.

Law is order, and good law is good order.

This is a fair assertion M'Lud

 

[StuBarlow]

We know the drill. We will get battered and FSW will blame injuries and Chelsea spending lots of money.

Next match vs Leicester, FSW will blame injuries and Leicester spending lots of money PLUS as we are at home the fans will get some blame too.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Dixieslaces]

*must rest typing hand for post match fume!

 

[Cow kecks]

@davek you got your Chelsea scarf ready for tonight? Seeing as you want them to win and all that.

Boss fan that man!

 

[JLW]

What odds can I get on Rafael stating how much running we have done in tonight's post match interviews?

Here's how tonight goes:

A total no contest from the first whistle
1 maybe 2 shots on target
Possession in the region of 80-20 in Chelseas favour
A total collapse after the first goal goes in
Rondon to have no touches in the opposition box
Chelsea strolling around the pitch with zero pressure applied to them
Possibly a red card for us born out of shear frustration of chasing shadows

A very very comfortable 5-0 to Chelsea

Benitez: "It was tough against a very good side but i was happy with some aspects of our game"
"The fans have to be happy with the effort the players put in'

 

[Papa Shango]

Here's how tonight goes:

A total no contest from the first whistle
1 maybe 2 shots on target
Possession in the region of 80-20 in Chelseas favour
A total collapse after the first goal goes in
Rondon to have no touches in the opposition box
Chelsea strolling around the pitch with zero pressure applied to them
Possibly a red card for us born out of shear frustration of chasing shadows

A very very comfortable 5-0 to Chelsea

Benitez: "It was tough against a very good side but i was happy with some aspects of our game"
"The fans have to be happy with the effort the players put in'

I would take that right now...

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

*must rest typing hand for post match fume!

Im glad you're looking forward to another defeat

 

[MACCA75]

Can we setup a Benitez Bingo for tonight? Key words and phrases for during & after the match.

Difficult
Injuries
European Champions
Effort
Mistakes
Can’t complain

 

[Papa Shango]

His legs are wobbling, he knows he’s chosen the wrong side. He can’t handle the pressure, he his dying to vent on here….I can smell the fume

He’s made his choices though, he tried to become mini-Dave but hasn’t got the stamina to see it through.

The courts will decide now

Some may say that Dave has become mini FB92...

 

[Toffeelover]

Here's how tonight goes:

A total no contest from the first whistle
1 maybe 2 shots on target
Possession in the region of 80-20 in Chelseas favour
A total collapse after the first goal goes in
Rondon to have no touches in the opposition box
Chelsea strolling around the pitch with zero pressure applied to them
Possibly a red card for us born out of shear frustration of chasing shadows

A very very comfortable 5-0 to Chelsea

Benitez: "It was tough against a very good side but i was happy with some aspects of our game"
"The fans have to be happy with the effort the players put in'

What a load of bull. For me he has to go. I have had it.

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Some may say that Dave has become mini FB92...

never thought @ForeverBlue92 would leave us in the lurch like that

 

[Runub]

Im glad you're looking forward to another defeat

Works both ways I guess. Fume if we lose. If win good but fume anyway as it buys Benitez a stay of execution

 

[MikeH72]

Here's how tonight goes:

A total no contest from the first whistle
1 maybe 2 shots on target
Possession in the region of 80-20 in Chelseas favour
A total collapse after the first goal goes in
Rondon to have no touches in the opposition box
Chelsea strolling around the pitch with zero pressure applied to them
Possibly a red card for us born out of shear frustration of chasing shadows

A very very comfortable 5-0 to Chelsea

Benitez: "It was tough against a very good side but i was happy with some aspects of our game"
"The fans have to be happy with the effort the players put in'

It’s going to be an exact repeat of the City game with us just aiming to keep the score down and nothing else. I won’t be watching.

 

[davek]

Can we setup a Benitez Bingo for tonight? Key words and phrases for during & after the match.

There doesn't need to be any. They're all apparent to the owner and it means Benitez isn't get sacked anytime soon.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

I think we need to admire those who have finally ‘seen the light’ . They should be held up as examples to those who haven’t yet.