TheFinnFan
Finners
Mori hasnt play a game and he's one of my favourites already x
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Mori hasnt play a game and he's one of my favourites already x
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
I inexplicably love him already.
EddyKent
Player Valuation: £8m
Can't wait for him to start against Chelsea at left back and put one on Costa.
He's gonna get so many players sent off by pretending they hit him in the face and going to ground in agony the big ace shithouse.
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
He's going to be all elbows until someone holds his shirt then he's going down like a tonne of bricks. He's winning all the penalties.
AaronTheBlue
Player Valuation: £60m
he's meant to be a bit of a snide in both ways, which is good.
We need a bit of a snide.
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
Can't wait for him to whisper sweet racist nothings into the ear of the oppo striker.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
he could have a bag of blood in a plastic bag
I hope he comes on and snaps Gary Cahill in half, then rips his head clean off and parades it round Stamford Bridge on the corner flag
Dithering Dougie
Banned
Instant yellow card, he'd have to watch his step after that.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Ramiro the Impaler
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Couldnt do a Charlie Adam innocently trampling on other players gonads after that, two yellows and you're off
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah but some no mark on TalkSport said he's crap lads. Let's take his opinion as gospel shall we.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
He's crap send him back quick.
EddyKent
Player Valuation: £8m
Vickery is a meff. He said Paulinho was going to blossom next to Sandro.
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