OK, how about the positives.
1. He's an Argentinian international.
2. He's a Copa Libertadores winner.
3. The fans of the current best club in South America are generally gutted he's gone.
4. Martinez also identified John Stones, so hope is not lost on his defensive target acumen.
5. He's tall, quick and left footed, and young. He ticks every box to play long term with Stones.
6. He's known to be very good in the air, something we're sorely lacking.
7. He has kept every FM players fanboy favourite Eder Alvarez Balanta out of the team.
8. Vickery thought Coutinho would be a laughable failure in England.
9. He's not even near his peak, yet already has plenty of experience as a footballing winner, albeit at a different level.
10. He's not Alcaraz or Distin.