Relegation 2022/23

[davek]

Yes Dave, thanks for asking.

Are you? I know you’re trying to play your game but please don’t make me hit the vaults again

Btw...the Pier Head party has been cancelled...and the one at the Bramley Moore later.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Yes Dave, thanks for asking.

Are you? I know you’re trying to play your game but please don’t make me hit the vaults again

The vaults are interesting that’s for sure

 

[MACCA75]

Mad really that Wimbledon, Coventry and Bournemouth we were saved by a midfielder scoring a volley from outside the box.

The sort of goals we never ever score.

 

[bluelife]

Got to say I had us down when Leicester went ahead. Thought the nerves of the crowd would feed into the players and Bournemouth would sucker punch.
Very admirable job from the players to keep their heads and grind a win out.

Now sack this board and replace with people who know what they are doing.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Let's not do this again please, that felt like Wimbledon.

Yup, just needed strawberries and Sue Barker

 

[davek]

Kopite lurkers (and your embedded journalists):

WE'RE EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB AND WE DONT DO RELEGATION.

GIRUY!!!!!!!

 

[Cels]

We need at least one night of drink and drugs

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[Saint Domingo]

Goodbye and God bles

The end of Everton Football Club

Acceptance makes it a lot easier. A lot of us were certain of our fate last year, the lack of attacking threat in the summer virtually put a nail in our coffin for this season

Is what it is

We’re crap mate, the entire club is rotten from top to bottom. There is nothing in this club which will survive

24 goals in 32 matches and people think we are going to actually pick up enough points to stay up

Absolutely lol’ing

This is not true

Both @MikeH72 and I stated in the summer that if we didn’t get any strikers in we’d be relegated. A whole 2 months prior

Please get your facts right

And there’s more @nsno-chris

 

[Streetender1878]

Well done everyone. We have saved the club again. Who'd of thunk it eh. This could well be a major part of the clubs history. Its time for change. UTFT

 

[Goat]

And there’s more @nsno-chris

But rum this, considering he wouldnt have had the chance to gloat if it went the other way.

But hey, we all won today.

 

[Eggs]

….sinking in that Leicester and Leeds have been relegated. Was fortunate enough to play at both grounds (Filbert St in my time) and scoring a few at Leeds but I won’t have a chance to mention that next season. Doh.

Was on holiday in January and spoke regularly in the bar with a fairly smug Leeds fan. He was convinced we’d go and they were much too good to even be involved. I reckon he’s thinking of me today.

 

[nsno-chris]

Btw...the Pier Head party has been cancelled...and the one at the Bramley Moore later.

I’ll just leave these here for you (and the rest of the crew)

No decent manager will be on our radar.

They'll probably hand it to Dyche and he's hopeless and will get us relegated no problem.

That's why I know we'll be relegated.

I didn't need to be shown any light. There was a chance here to hand us a lifeline in this window and it wasn't taken. In fact, it's reduced even more our chances for survival.

If by 11pm there's no players in (plural) then there's no point in not protesting.

The club is down anyway.

We'll have no board by 11pm in those circumstances. They cant return to the club. Ever.

£100M clawed back in the last 6 months.

We're into this feller for massive debts too.

This club could fall into administration.

Leaving FF after taking part in the great scam of make believe transfer deadline activity.

Probably drinking mugs of tea and eating cow pie all day.

He knew what the score was here. It was impossible for him not to. .

We're surrounded by 'kin dross from top to bottom.

He'll be chased out by May too. Probably well before then in fact.

Not for me. Take Everton down as a manager and you walk the plank. Not a chance he'll either save us or save himself.

You believe we'll get out of this mess with this squad of players?

I think itls safe enough to declare we're down right now. Most people do.

Yes. It's that simple.

I think I;m on safe ground stating that Dyche has been privvy to the no deals we saw today when he signed - because how on earth could he have signed up for this - a situation where there was almost no possibility to add to a squad as weakened as this?

Believe in him if you want. I wont. I'll treat him as one of the hierarchy - all here for a last swan song at the club's expense for the next few months.

And if anyone thinks that feller survives relegation to manage us in the Championship they need theylre head feeling. It isn't going to happen. Anyone in any postion at the club presiding over this disaster will not survive.

He cant fix this. He knew it. Not without signings. That's why it's my hunch he's here for a big drink to front this up for the board and owner.

It is now mate.

We had this window to dig us out of this mess. Because even if by some miracle he gets more goals out of that lot and wins a few quick games, the lack of depth to the squad and the inevitable injuries we'll get will drag us right back into the relegation zone again.

This is done and dusted. Anyone with a bit of sense knows it too.

We're relegated.

Good luck with steering us into the Championship and keeping your job. It'd have to be on GD - and we'll be relegated by Easter.

Yes, but that was on thre basis of getting our attacking targets in.

So what's the point of not protesting now?

None.

We're down.

My concern is not others, tbh. It's the lack of cover up front.

If DCL gets another serious injury we're pretty much down.

 

[Moggers]

Been like therapy this thread these last few months, nice to know when someone says something like (after Brentford get a throw in against us in the 54th minute in the 1-0 win) "Ffs eff this nerves can't take it, I'm taking the dog for a walk" or some equivalent, you don't feel as alone or as weird when you refuse to close the kitchen door as it was open when Dwight Mcneill scored so don't want to tempt fate now

We kept the faith and the relief is immense tonight, the inquest can start next week, in the meantime, enjoy your nights fellow Blues, I've been aroud a pool all day in Majorca and safe to say, haven't enjoyed it as much as I would like this afternoon this Spanish beer will taste much better tonight now though, have a good one all.

UTFT

 

[ForestBlue]

You cost me a fortune, age me by the day and I fell out of love with you years ago but I just cant quite let go.

Oh Everton .. I wish I knew how to quit you!

 

[davek]

I’ll just leave these here for you (and the rest of the crew)