Sometimes clubs can go into a death spiral. On the face of things, I think we have enough to stay up, but we are definitely experiencing a perfect storm this season: the appointment of a deeply divisive manager, a star player under arrest for alleged sex offences, injuries to our most important players, and a war in Ukraine that has essentially destroyed our business model. There's definitely a sense that the gods are conspiring against us. The final irony is that we might go down as our benefactors are made pariahs - while the team that stays up in our stead is rocket-fueled to safety by Saudi Arabian human rights abusers.
Everton, that.