Richarlison replacement

[BNJ1878]

Lewis-Potter seems to be precisely the profile we need, I quite like what little I know about Dennis, but something about Cornet makes me trepidatious.

It's the fact that he's absolutely dog turd.

JonJoe Kenny made him look like prime Ryan Giggs.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'd like to put my name forward to replace Richarlison. I'll take 20k a week on a 2.5 year deal and my promise to Everton is that I'll do more than Gbamin ever did for us. Can't really say fairer than that.

If it doesn't work I'm low wage and on a short term deal, it will prove we are learning from our past mistakes.

 

[everton fan number one]

Where is "noone" on the list. Because that may be the answer.

 

[Point man]

Knowing Everton we will get a two legged donkey on loan. Clubs gone to the dogs.

 

[kev]

Where is "noone" on the list. Because that may be the answer.

Craig Noone? Are you ITK about this? Not seen anything in the press.
I mean he is a scouser, but he's a bad kopite. Plus he's 34 now and been playing in Australia for a few years

 

[Dymak]

We should be looking to buy KLP and Dennis. We have more than enough money to do so.

 

[ElGato]

Where's the cheese on toast option?

 

[chippy1722]

It's the fact that he's absolutely dog turd.

JonJoe Kenny made him look like prime Ryan Giggs.

They are both awful but still scored more goals in open play than our strikers last year.

 

[chippy1722]

Where's the cheese on toast option?

It curdled at the names we are linked with.

 

[Ivo]

Where's the Vlasic and lookman options? Ffs.

 

[terryefc]

Good God almighty. None of these of course. But we need Frank to work some magic. His job depends on this signature. I could bullshit some names - but if it was my job I'd know who to swerve at least.

 

[SerenityNigh]

FFS it finally just hit me: we have DCL as our only striker. A player who couldn't hit a cow on the arse with a banjo. How terrifying is that?

Why is he using a banjo?

 

[ElGato]

FFS it finally just hit me: we have DCL as our only striker. A player who couldn't hit a cow on the arse with a banjo. How terrifying is that?

Rondon not with us?

 

[Drico]

Why is he using a banjo?

Did his hamstring. All he has left.

 

[mahermi1]

Look forward to the replacement for our star player, y'know like every other team does....