Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Whoa whoa whoa...Wouldn't even swap Keane for Maguire,jeezlollollol
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Let's not say things we can't take back now...
He can be a bad tit mate, you only have to look at his attitude with us when thinks aren't going his way, he just keeps throwing himself to the ground at the slightest touch.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Probably take that Romero fella for Pickford if he is still there?lol
AussieToffee11
Player Valuation: £8m
Oh wow he scored with a ball passed to his feet in front of him
It’s almost as if he’s not Peter crouch
But no let’s keep letting keane and holgate just hoof balls up to him like he’s a bloody kangaroo
It’s almost as if he’s not Peter crouch
But no let’s keep letting keane and holgate just hoof balls up to him like he’s a bloody kangaroo
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Why can't he do that for us? He doesn't even attempt those kind of shots for us. It's hardly as if the ball reached him really a pinpoint cross or after some world class play.
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Most Prem defenders would probably clean that up without much issue tbh.
CharliePotato
Player Valuation: £10m
Overrated, use to think he would push on an become a top player. Just something missing from him.
Black Belt Jones
Player Valuation: £25m
Hard to judge - Prime Beckenbauer would look average in this team.
Not to disagree, he may just be lacking that absolute top level game. But I don't think anyone can say with confidence, given the imposters he plays with each week who can't pass him the football.
Peter Crouch at his peak was a way better forward than Richarlison is. And not just in the air.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Because no one passes the ball to his feet since James left.
Zeitgeist
Player Valuation: £35m
Would have been offside for us
He scored almost exactly that goal against Brighton with his right foot instead and from a harder angle.
I genuinely can’t remember the last time he was given the ball to feet in the box in a dangerous position. I’ll wait to being pointed to scenarios but seriously, I watch every game and it’s not like he’s missing chances he’s just not getting given any.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
He puts an Everton shirt on and VAR scrutinise it for 20 mins trying to find a reason not to allow it.
Peter crouch was better than Richy
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