I've just come off the phone to a mate who has himself in - as me old Ma would say - 'a bit of a doo-dah...'
This is kinda how it went...
'Imagine though mate...a permanent, classy manager is sorted for next season, it's boss...but MOYES comes in 'til the end of THIS season, to steady it all. His first game is the Derby. We turn them over, it's a different side entirely... His next is against MAN UTD in the semi...the atmos is horrible...UTD think it'll be a doddle, that the Derby was a one off...and we BATTER them...tellin' ya mate, it's written, mark my words etc etc...'
'You had a drink kid?'
'Yes mate, afternoon off an' that, lovely out...'
'Sound'.
Still, if it makes him happy I suppose.