Fat Stan
Player Valuation: £750k
Request coming in from Fat Stan...........
After that defeat yesterday against arguably the worst team in the premiership. I think it utterly proves just how right I was about being so concerned about Martinez.
But really I'm only taking the piss and I still stand by my sexy new and improved converted image which reckons bobby is ****in class and that top 4 is very likely this season based on his genius management skills. We lost yesterday, big swing of the willy! **** happens to top teams every now and again and that match just wasn't our day, Mark my words we will beat Southampton on Sunday. Moreover, we are gonna get some savage new recruits in January and take the premiership by storm with another killer run. I can feel it in balls!... especially my right one! And that ball is rarely wrong!