Roma: "hi everton, we'd like to talk about Bernard"
Everton "certainly lets talk"
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Everton "hi its Everton again, coming to think of it, you got any keepers knocking about, ours is a dud?"
Roma "yeah certainly we're stocked, we have pau lopez"
Everton "cheers, we'll have a little think about it and get back"
*everton watch lopez YouTube videos*
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Roma "hi, how's bernard doing, our window closes soon so we need to hurry this up"
Everton "yeah no probs, it'll get done, by the way, you know you said stocked with goalkeepers earlier on, who else have you got?"
Roma "we have robin olssen, but we really need to get this Bernard deal done as a priority as the window is close to shutting"
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*Italian transfer window shuts*
Roma "what the hell happened? We've run out of time now"
Everton "ha, soz, soooooo... Yeah, we'll take Robin olssen thanks. But please be a dear and hurry up about it, we've only got a few hours left before the window closes."