Romelu Lukaku

[ToffeeTim]

....er, Tim......two 3s beat ace high


Fancy playing poker with ol' Khalekan sometime

I genuinely know nothing about cards. So not quite sure why I tried to make that analogy tbh lol

In short.... We're frigged

 

[tmgc]

Its getting announced at 10:30 that he has signed a new 10 year deal for 100k pw with a release clause of £100billion and he will be showing the Everton crest tattooed on his ballbag.

Aye aye The Esks had a sweet sherry.

 

[nsno-chris]

Be prepared to read that he'd like to rejoin Chelsea as he feels he has unfinished business and this is the perfect time

 

[maccavennie]

How many chocolate digestives are you allowed with a cup of tea ?

i've a had 5 but they've had no effect on me

I think 7 is the national average mate

 

[captainvindaloo]

How many chocolate digestives are you allowed with a cup of tea ?

i've a had 5 but they've had no effect on me

Milk or plain chocolate?

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

I'm completely lost. What's the latest? Has Rom or the club made a statement?

 

[ultra]

If the worst happens, I would prefer to see DCL/Mirallas/Valencia lead the line on Saturday rather than someone who doesn't want to play for the club. Both Valencia and Mirallas have said in recent days how much they love the club and want to stay - I know they are not in Lukaku's league, but they haven't disrespected the club.

 

[Connor]

Be prepared to read that he'd like to rejoin Chelsea as he feels he has unfinished business and this is the perfect time

Nailed on.

Big potential for 'broken promises' too.

 

[mutley]

Milk or plain chocolate?

Milk

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

I'm completely lost. What's the latest? Has Rom or the club made a statement?

 

[the sniderman]

How many chocolate digestives are you allowed with a cup of tea ?

i've a had 5 but they've had no effect on me

why are u taking about chocolate digestives in the lukaku thread buddy?? your type make me sick.

 

[APN_EFC]

Thought that was Ibrahim Bakayoko for a second, maybe we would have bought him back as he'd helped put out Man City lol

 

[evertony]

The lad scores 20 goals for us a season and we dont even create that many chances for him.

Top class teams create well more than us, and hell continue to score.

And Juve won't defend like Bournemouth either

 

[ToffeeTim]

Be prepared to read that he'd like to rejoin Chelsea as he feels he has unfinished business and this is the perfect time

If he name drops a club then I'd get Bill to ring them up first thing in the morning.

"Hi there, William here. I hear you are interested in signing our employee Romelu Lukaku. He's available to you today for only £125,000,000. Let me know how you want to pay. Cheers."

 

[captainvindaloo]

I'm completely lost. What's the latest? Has Rom or the club made a statement?

We are all eating chocolate digestives while we wait. Then will either choke on the news, or, well, choke anyway.