Romelu Lukaku

[goodisonopheliac]

Yes. Yes he is. I'm more like Baines myself. I burn in the sun.

Speaking of fat people, Silva is the first non-fat manager we've had since Bob. OK, he has got a bit of a dad body but not in the same league as Koeman.

 

[Big_nev]

Left because he wanted to play at the highest level and prove himself in the Champions League. Instead he gets to check out the menus of the finest eateries in eastern Europe.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Should have stayed here and become a legend

Bernard Lukaku Richarlison

Siggurdsson

Could have had us top 6.

 

[deipnosophist]

Yes. Yes he is. I'm more like Baines myself. I burn in the sun.

Speaking of fat people, Silva is the first non-fat manager we've had since Bob. OK, he has got a bit of a dad body but not in the same league as Koeman.

Fatty Koeman was outright obese. And thick as a very thick plank.

 

[Rob17896]

Should have stayed here and become a legend

Bernard Lukaku Richarlison

Siggurdsson

Could have had us top 6.

No!!! He is a goalscorer and other than that absolutely terrible. He would not fit a team playing like we do. High Press requires the forwards to move.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Would Lukaku even fit in the current side? And no, that is not a fat joke.

Fatty Koeman was outright obese. And thick as a very thick plank.

And he had a giant head.

Comparison:

 

[Rob17896]

Would Lukaku even fit in the current side? And no, that is not a fat joke.

And he had a giant head.

Comparison:

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All square on the heads.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Did he do anything against Huddersfield?

 

[bring the ghost on]

Would Lukaku even fit in the current side? And no, that is not a fat joke.

lol

 

[Aberblue]

Did he do anything against Huddersfield?

He didn't play. I believe that he was injured.

 

[degsy]

He didn't play. I believe that he was injured.

Is that injured as in 'injured' dropped for being crap or actually injured

 

[Tubey]

Hahahahaha

 

[4737carlin]

See Conte might be going to Inter Milan and is naming Rom as he main target.

 

[The binman chronicles]

See Conte might be going to Inter Milan and is naming Rom as he main target.

I presume this is to be his personal bodyguard? Or is he looking to get £250 every week by sending in some videos to You've Been Framed?

 

[deipnosophist]

Yes. Yes he is. I'm more like Baines myself. I burn in the sun.

Speaking of fat people, Silva is the first non-fat manager we've had since Bob. OK, he has got a bit of a dad body but not in the same league as Koeman.

Koeman sure had a dad bod...a whale dad bod