Romelu Lukaku

[Hibbo]

Reminds me of Yak when he got too beefy. Fed him too much.

 

[PhilM]

Aw. Poor feller just wants to follow his bestie to Italy.

Rom and Pogba sitting in a tree.

 

[Goat]

Love that gif, probably my favourite 1 ever.

 

[MarkK1988]

not sure if its come up before but apparently martinez wanted him bulked for the world cup and united have struggled to shift the weight, hes deffo less lean than he was he isnt fat by any means but maybe that increase in mass has lost him that yard of pace that he often used in short distances when he was with us

 

[COYBL25]

not sure if its come up before but apparently martinez wanted him bulked for the world cup and united have struggled to shift the weight, hes deffo less lean than he was he isnt fat by any means but maybe that increase in mass has lost him that yard of pace that he often used in short distances when he was with us

Shame @pedro1976 is no longer with us mate, as he could`ve given you a detailed lesson in Bro Science as to why Lukaku has beefed up.

 

[marsh]

Shame @pedro1976 is no longer with us mate, as he could`ve given you a detailed lesson in Bro Science as to why Lukaku has beefed up.

Wheres he gone???

 

[COYBL25]

Wheres he gone???

No longer with us mate, have a look at the DCL thread.

He spontaneously combusted last night.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

not sure if its come up before but apparently martinez wanted him bulked for the world cup and united have struggled to shift the weight, hes deffo less lean than he was he isnt fat by any means but maybe that increase in mass has lost him that yard of pace that he often used in short distances when he was with us

I bet United are delighted that Bobby Brown Shoes derailed their season like that lol

 

[marsh]

No longer with us mate, have a look at the DCL thread.

He spontaneously combusted last night.

I can't believe i missed it due to having him on ignore and forgetting to click show ignored content.. hopefully he'll be back soon as i need week 2 of my diet plan

 

[deipnosophist]

Aw. Poor feller just wants to follow his bestie to Italy.

...there's no question that he's a key 'gangsta rapper' component of 'Pogba's Posse'. I imagine they'll soon be releasing an album 'Straight Outta Milan'

 

[Prevenger17]

He spontaneously combusted last night.

Craig Mazin is considering writing a 5 part HBO series about it

 

[LinekersLegs]

I bet United are delighted that Bobby Brown Shoes derailed their season like that lol

Agent Martinez trying to help us get into the top 6

 

[Yarrgh]

I bet United are delighted that Bobby Brown Shoes derailed their season like that lol

Our ex managers are kryptonite to them. I can't wait until Moonhead reveals he's gassed out all the players at Carrington with his flatulence. And I daren't even suggest what Big Scam has done, but I bet it involves bisto.

 

[Mickey]

Rip Pedro, you burned too bright lad, got to learn how to pace yourself.

 

[Jimishorts]

No diet updates?

Great site lads.