Romelu Lukaku

[Groucho]

He’ll look back when his career is finished and his best football will be at Everton.

Good goal scorer, I’d have him back but only if he fixed his attitude.

 

[deipnosophist]

He’ll look back when his career is finished and his best football will be at Everton.

Good goal scorer, I’d have him back but only if he fixed his attitude.

If there is one thing that this thread has educed, it’s that ‘we are what we eat’.
In effect then, unless Big Rom starts skipping breakfast, his upset hormone levels deny him the favourable attitude adjustment you would prerequisite regarding any return.
That’s an unlikely scenario Groucho. Best I think to now just remember Big Rom as he was when he was young...and thinner.

 

[larbert toffee]

I've slated Rom a fair few times on here.But would i like him back at Everton?Would Rom himself like to come back?Well put it this way, i wouldn't say no, to a guaranteed 20 plus goals a season.It boils down to whether he would like to come back, and can he get himself back into his best form.But really i don't expect to see Rom back at Everton again.It probably is for the best.

 

[summerisle]

I get the off-season aspect @DualityNSNO and like I said you'll always get peculiar posts and people flapping because we haven't do this or that yet et al.

Also, there'll always be multis and joyous windups that's part of the joy of this place and makes it what it is - see the current thread all about banned posters.

However, I may be wrong here but I keep getting the feeling that there's a much larger influx of non-Evertonian as of late, who have different agendas entirely.

Anyway, it's all sauce for the goose!

That'd be gooseberry, rather apt.

 

[YoboCopter]

Id have him back and let pedro loose on the diet side of things

Win win innit, he would end up being built like cr7 by palace away opening day

 

[degsy]

...Anyway back to Rom, no thanks. Go scoff pasta in Turin.

This

 

[pedro1976]

Id have him back and let pedro loose on the diet side of things

Win win innit, he would end up being built like cr7 by palace away opening day

I'd just wire his jaw shut. Win win, can't talk and can't eat. Snap his index fingers so he can't point at imaginary space for a player to make an impossible pass to whilst they are at it.

 

[d34noj]

I'd just wire his jaw shut. Win win, can't talk and can't eat. Snap his index fingers so he can't point at imaginary space for a player to make an impossible pass to whilst they are at it.

That he won't control anyway.

Everybody has said it for years, great goalscorer - terrible footballer.

 

[Death]

ONalu?

 

[Tin-Tin]

Rom backtracking there hahaha - out of respect!!!!

 

[degsy]

I'd just wire his jaw shut. Win win, can't talk and can't eat. Snap his index fingers so he can't point at imaginary space for a player to make an impossible pass to whilst they are at it.

And get him ear plugs so he can't listen to the rubbish he gets from his 'mate' Pogba

 

[LinekersLegs]

I'm at the genuine tears stage now.

I’m kicking myself for not checking in on this thread for a couple of days!

 

[4737carlin]

He’ll look back when his career is finished and his best football will be at Everton.

Good goal scorer, I’d have him back but only if he fixed his attitude.

That attitude is going nowhere, some players have attitudes but they back it up with performance, unfortunately for Rom he thinks he is.
United paying what they did for him hasn't helped.

 

[Yarrgh]

Doesn't his uncle start giving quotes to the press about now?

Or do we get misinterpreted translations from interviews whilst on international duty first?

 

[kenada_blue]

Rom backtracking there hahaha - out of respect!!!!

Aw. Poor feller just wants to follow his bestie to Italy.