Hard to tell if he’s the problem here or if Man U have pushed him out.
Either way it’s not been done well by either party.
Either way it’s not been done well by either party.
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Romelu Lukaku
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
My prediction:
1 Season before the problems start arising as the fans and management realise that they bought someone they had over-rated. 2nd season a couple of comments early on during international break and then it's all downhill. 3rd season off to China.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Utd dodged a bullet there. God help Inter, this transfer might sink them.
INTER EXECUTIVE 1: "Right, so we've got one of the best strikers on the planet in Mauro Icardi, who has effectively been a one man team for us for years now. So... what we do is, we alienate him completely, force him to get out of the club, and bring in a massive flop who couldn't trap a beach ball for more money on big wages."
INTER EXECUTIVE 2: "Geeeeeennius!"
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Stopped talking to Progba too apparently...
I guess the honeymoon is over. #heartbreakhotel
I guess the honeymoon is over. #heartbreakhotel
It's genuinely like pulling teeth to try and get a solid answer as regards to whether we get our 5 Million or not
Either none of the ITK journo's actually know or they're keeping it close to their chests for whatever reason
Either none of the ITK journo's actually know or they're keeping it close to their chests for whatever reason
"Bad News" O'Keeffe just became "Good News" O'Keeffee. We have indeed been paid the 5 Million. Happy days 
You meet a girl, she's beautiful, funny, intelligent, clever, the real deal.
The only problem is that she has a boyfriend.
After talking for a while, she stays the night. You know what you did was wrong, but it feels right.
She leaves him, and goes for you.
Time goes by, things are great, and then there's this new guy in work that she keeps banging on about.
3 months later, you look at her phone and it turns out they've banging for the past 2 weeks.
Romelu Lukaku.
The only problem is that she has a boyfriend.
After talking for a while, she stays the night. You know what you did was wrong, but it feels right.
She leaves him, and goes for you.
Time goes by, things are great, and then there's this new guy in work that she keeps banging on about.
3 months later, you look at her phone and it turns out they've banging for the past 2 weeks.
Romelu Lukaku.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
hahaha what have Inter done haha idiots
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Actually think this might turn out OK on the pitch with how plodding Italian football is, except for the massive racism he will likely encounter over there
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Best striker we’ve had in 30 years. NEA. Just didn’t seem to have enough about him to push into that top class bracket.
Something you want to tell us?
You meet a girl, all your friends think she’s great, but she can’t trap a ball to save her life. She leaves you for another man, but he slowly comes to realize that she has the first touch of a mammoth charging towards a peanut factory. She says she wants to start a new life in Italy and her boyfriend says “I’ll pay for the ticket right now”
Lukaku
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