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Player Valuation: £35m
At the game today I heard a bizarre rumour that Ron was having an affair with the girl off Countdown (Rachel Riley I think her name is) but it sounds like nonsense to me. Allegedly he met her at a charity function. The guy who told me said that Ron's wife walked in on him "taking her up the batty", whatever that means. Probably bulls**t.
If Koeman is getting a grip of Rachel Riley, he's definitely punching above his considerable weight.