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anyone fancy a bum?
Honestly, late night posting like that?
Does any one of the human race fancy an ass?
I think not. You need to review this mating strategy, it's not kosher one iota.

Soz. It's a good one!
About time someone made that perfectly clear to all of you.Chips without mayonnaise is definitely not chips
Cryiyiying over Koo
Cryiyiying over Koo
(Roy Orbison crying)
Only the Southampton game.
I personally feel we should put more effort in than that.
Not too much effort though, we don't want it to seem contrived.

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