Ronald Koeman discussion

matty1878 · June 18, 2016

chicoazul said:
I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.

Then walk out the room.

lol lol lol as ya do

Pejic300 · June 18, 2016

Moomin said:
You lot remind me of that scene in the motion picture starring Charlton Heston " The Ten Commandments "

When Moses goes off into the mountains to speak with God, the rubble of people start making a gold statue to worship as a new God.

Remember three years ago people? Moyes was so negative, Martinez is our new lord and so positive, can't wait for the season to start. Fast forward and Martinez chats a load of Tosh and Koeman is the new lord and savior.

You will all turn on him, remember that. You will turn on him.

He's not the Messiah, he's a VERY NAWWWTY BOY.

Onwards Evertonians · June 18, 2016

matty1878 said:
Well we aren't signing any of his old players going by what he's said.

I don't think we should either, that just makes them believe they're relevant, they're getting far too much attention for a second rate team. We should be looking at bigger and better things.

Connor · June 18, 2016

matty1878 said:
Well we aren't signing any of his old players going by what he's said.

Oh no, we'll be raiding Southampton, he just didn't want to admit it on his first meeting with the media.

Jags..class · June 18, 2016

Connor said:
Oh no, we'll be raiding Southampton, he just didn't want to admit it on his first meeting with the media.

Wonder who?

Hopefully Forster

royalblue66 · June 18, 2016

Should go to Wigan for players,that's what we do.

Connor · June 18, 2016

Jags..class said:
Wonder who?

Hopefully Forster

I'd take Forster but his new contract makes it rather unlikely.

Id say Pelle probably as he has a year left on his deal and I'm pretty sure Koeman has bought him in the past. Seems like he likes having him.

fandjango · June 18, 2016

Pejic300 said:
He's not the Messiah, he's a VERY NAWWWTY BOY.

From the life of MOOMIN ?

Groucho · June 18, 2016

Connor said:
Oh no, we'll be raiding Southampton, he just didn't want to admit it on his first meeting with the media.

I think so too.

He'll get one or two from there I think, and once they know he wants them here the players in question will be up the M6 so fast it'll be unreal.

COYB · June 18, 2016

royalblue66 said:
Should go to Wigan for players,that's what we do.

will griggs in , heard he's on fire

Groucho · June 18, 2016

I don't think we need to fear a Wigan raid anymore lads.

bizzaro · June 18, 2016

Groucho said:
I don't think we need to fear a Wigan raid anymore lads.

Thank the lord.

royalbalou · June 18, 2016

COYB said:
will griggs in , heard he's on fire

That is quite possibly the most cringeworthy thing these eyes have ever seen...make it go away!

CynicalBlue · June 18, 2016

royalbalou said:
That is quite possibly the most cringeworthy thing these eyes have ever seen...make it go away!

That made my morning, realising I may have wasting endless hours on the our next manager topic but this melt certainly wasted more!

thebluenosebolt · June 18, 2016

COYB said:
will griggs in , heard he's on fire

Aaa....hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa. possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen. Love the pause halfway through to change tune. Brilliant and thank you.