I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.
Then walk out the room.
lol lol lol as ya do