Ronald Koeman discussion

[barks]

Stay on topic though please lads. Just a thought.

 

[chicoazul]

Although he is on par with simon western in the looks department he has the swagger of Enrique inglesias & deserves respect!!!
......Our squad won't know what's hit them when our Ginger warrior walks in acting all cato mate!!!

I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.

Then walk out the room.

 

[Dixie D]

Dip yer chip in my clit without Mayo............ go in raw...... ermmm..... and we'll take it from there.

Don't do dry mate...French mustard?

 

[summerisle]

I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.

Then walk out the room.

 

[Dixie D]

I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.

Then walk out the room.

...if he whilst leaving the room he paused & bent over revealing his ball sack & shouted "last chicken at Sainsbury's"
It would be an iconic moment in the history of our club!

 

[Zezti]

...if he whilst leaving the room he paused & bent over revealing his ball sack & shouted "last chicken at Sainsbury's"

Come one now, that's just silly.

No one in Liverpool can afford food from Sainsbury's.

 

[Raging Clue Right Now]

I am getting very horny reading this thread. I must stop.

 

[Kiwi]

YYYYEEEEEEES

 

[Sorrowful Soul]

Come one now, that's just silly.

No one in Liverpool can afford food from Sainsbury's.

**crawls beneath Zezti's bed**

**waits**

 

[BiggyRat]

What did he promise us?

We're in for Barton again!

 

[maccavennie]

I want him to walk in a Finch Farm meeting room to address the team for the first time and click one of them presenter clicker things which launches a massive projector on the back wall of every boss free kick he's ever toeyied in during his career then just casually walk to the middle of the room and lash his testes painted platinum out on the table. Fantastic set of testes and scrotum they are too.

Then walk out the room.

lol

 

[maccavennie]

lol

 

[maccavennie]

I proper lol over those two posts there. Set me up for the morning that!

 

[Neiler]

I just really want a preseason game in Amsterdam.

 

[matty1878]

Well we aren't signing any of his old players going by what he's said.