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Ronald Koeman Sacked

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I wouldn't be surprised if Koeman didn't even manage another football team for a good while.

He couldn't have looked more norassed this season, which you can probably put down to being promised a striker and the club not delivering.
 
People forget that no-one expected him to be sacked today so these bookies lists are last minute mick ups to get the market spending

I just have no idea who we will turn to tbh
 

BigBlueNose said:
Dyche would 100000000% 'get us'

he would have been playing during our glorious 80's years.

if you were to of said to a young sean dyche in the 80's that he would even get a sniff at managing Everton he would have fainted.

we wouldn't have to worry about him not understanding the massiveness of this job.

a great job it is at that.
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Shut up Frank.
 
The timing of the decision suggests to me they can a discussion and vote rather than a kicking out the club. So glad they put an end to it as I didn't want to see us get any lower

Saying that moyes is unemployed so I suppose it can get worst
 

BigBlueNose said:
Dyche would 100000000% 'get us'

he would have been playing during our glorious 80's years.

if you were to of said to a young sean dyche in the 80's that he would even get a sniff at managing Everton he would have fainted.

we wouldn't have to worry about him not understanding the massiveness of this job.

a great job it is at that.
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No mate. Not at all.
 
If you're considering DYCHE you need to have a sit down, a biscuit & a big think. Plus he has a massive big head as well, similar in size to RON's - so based on the head formula alone that also rules out SAM ALLY as well...we deffo need to look to appointing someone with a medium AKA 'normal' sized head - MARTINEZ & MOYES = both pea-heads...ergo this also rules out TUCHEL whose head is abarrr the length of a hefty mouse.

And he looks like Gordon Lee too....so jib that.

Teddy Howe - his head is EXACTLY the same size as the inner prize container of a KINDER EGG. SO he's out.

Now, Rafael BENITEZ....has form, experience, knows his way up & down County Road...PLUS has a medium-ish sized noggin.

Yes?

#No

Ancellotti wouldn't touch us with a four-foot wang BTW.

I'm sensing PELLEGRINI - head like a prize sultana with a tramps weave on top of it.
 
TheHumbleEgg said:
If you're considering DYCHE you need to have a sit down, a biscuit & a big think. Plus he has a massive big head as well, similar in size to RON's - so based on the head formula alone that also rules out SAM ALLY as well...we deffo need to look to appointing someone with a medium AKA 'normal' sized head - MARTINEZ & MOYES = both pea-heads...ergo this also rules out TUCHEL whose head is abarrr the length of a hefty mouse.

And he looks like Gordon Lee too....so jib that.

Teddy Howe - his head is EXACTLY the same size as the inner prize container of a KINDER EGG. SO he's out.

Now, Rafael BENITEZ....has form, experience, knows his way up & down County Road...PLUS has a medium-ish sized noggin.

Yes?

#No

Ancellotti wouldn't touch us with a four-foot wang BTW.

I'm sensing PELLEGRINI - head like a prize sultana with a tramps weave on top of it.
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NO MORE BIG HEADED MANAGERS

All should have a measurement done during interview process.
 

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