toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
there you go, amazing how everyone was getting furious on here yesterday that the club hadn't done it straight after the match.
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we can use the same wheel koeman used to pick his team.Put 12 names on a wheel and spin it whoever it lands on we appoint
not very, it could be joe schmo or davek for all i care, as long as the team does wellHow important is a big name?
Shut up Frank.Dyche would 100000000% 'get us'
he would have been playing during our glorious 80's years.
if you were to of said to a young sean dyche in the 80's that he would even get a sniff at managing Everton he would have fainted.
we wouldn't have to worry about him not understanding the massiveness of this job.
a great job it is at that.
Grateful for this but not much else...
No mate. Not at all.Dyche would 100000000% 'get us'
he would have been playing during our glorious 80's years.
if you were to of said to a young sean dyche in the 80's that he would even get a sniff at managing Everton he would have fainted.
we wouldn't have to worry about him not understanding the massiveness of this job.
a great job it is at that.
NO MORE BIG HEADED MANAGERSIf you're considering DYCHE you need to have a sit down, a biscuit & a big think. Plus he has a massive big head as well, similar in size to RON's - so based on the head formula alone that also rules out SAM ALLY as well...we deffo need to look to appointing someone with a medium AKA 'normal' sized head - MARTINEZ & MOYES = both pea-heads...ergo this also rules out TUCHEL whose head is abarrr the length of a hefty mouse.
And he looks like Gordon Lee too....so jib that.
Teddy Howe - his head is EXACTLY the same size as the inner prize container of a KINDER EGG. SO he's out.
Now, Rafael BENITEZ....has form, experience, knows his way up & down County Road...PLUS has a medium-ish sized noggin.
Yes?
#No
Ancellotti wouldn't touch us with a four-foot wang BTW.
I'm sensing PELLEGRINI - head like a prize sultana with a tramps weave on top of it.