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Ronald Koeman Sacked

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Just woke up to this glorious news. It's so un-everton I feel I'm in a dream. I'm not a fan of sacking managers after a run of [Poor language removed] but the football has been utter garbage. It was like watching England.
Maybe it was, but I can't see anything changing with this group of players. The weakest and most unbalanced squad in the Premier League.

If that's Koeman's doing then fair enough, but I suspect the problem runs deeper than Koeman.
 


If you're considering DYCHE you need to have a sit down, a biscuit & a big think. Plus he has a massive big head as well, similar in size to RON's - so based on the head formula alone that also rules out SAM ALLY as well...we deffo need to look to appointing someone with a medium AKA 'normal' sized head - MARTINEZ & MOYES = both pea-heads...ergo this also rules out TUCHEL whose head is abarrr the length of a hefty mouse.

And he looks like Gordon Lee too....so jib that.

Teddy Howe - his head is EXACTLY the same size as the inner prize container of a KINDER EGG. SO he's out.

Now, Rafael BENITEZ....has form, experience, knows his way up & down County Road...PLUS has a medium-ish sized noggin.

Yes?

#No

Ancellotti wouldn't touch us with a four-foot wang BTW.

I'm sensing PELLEGRINI - head like a prize sultana with a tramps weave on top of it.

Brilliant. Deserves more love.
 
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GIGGS INTERESTED IN EVERTON JOB

Ryan Giggs has told Sky Sports he would be interested in the vacant Everton and Leicester City managerial roles.

Speaking in the latest Super 6 Class of ’92 diary on SkySports.com, the ex-Man Utd player said: “Leicester were the champions two seasons ago. Everton are a fantastic club with a fantastic history. For me, these are clubs I would be interested in.

"However, there are a lot of coaches out there who would be interested in those positions. I’ve said all along that I’d be open to clubs that share the ambitions of myself."

The cheek of him! He's sat around waiting for a top premier league job without having any experience instead of earning his stripes in the lower divisions. He'll be sat waiting forever the beaut.
 

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