Robin Sisland
Player Valuation: £5m
I'd have him back in a heartbeat. World class footballer? Yes thanks. And some more if they're going.
As if he would ever even consider it.
I don't pretend to understand what flipped in his mind to make him switch from 'once a blue always a blue' to kissing Utd badges to wind up blues fans. But I suspect there's far more chance of him going over to the dark side than returning to his roots.
Anyway by the time he considers himself to have burned out sufficiently to play for a non-CL side like Everton he'll be rich enough that he won't need to bother.