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Footballers are soooooooo stupid. Of course a prostitute is gonna kiss and tell. When non-horny Rooney knows this himself. The boner always clouds judgement. Its like when you've pulled a fat girl, and you know she's rough but you've got a log on and you're like 'ahh I'll just do it, I wont regret it its fine'. Then as soon as you've deposited into her bucket like vagina, its like 'FML'.
 
EFCNIK said:
Footballers are soooooooo stupid. Of course a prostitute is gonna kiss and tell. When non-horny Rooney knows this himself. The boner always clouds judgement. Its like when you've pulled a fat girl, and you know she's rough but you've got a log on and you're like 'ahh I'll just do it, I wont regret it its fine'. Then as soon as you've deposited into her bucket like vagina, its like 'FML'.
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Yer ma
 

MapleLeafEvertonian said:
Just why do footballers need prostitutes? Surely they can pick up girls in some nightclub any day of the week with only having to buy her a drink :/
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Ah-ha. From what I know a lot of footy players do nail Escorts aka "high class hookers" because generally they dont go out in the public all the time (obvious reasons), they've got lots of cash, get bored, and the Escorts are pretty tidy too. But also, the Escorts dont usually go running off to the press because the person running the escort business will still want to get the high-paid customer and his buddies coming back - its a business after all, and the girl will get a lot of cash for it.

I remember reading that Gemma Atkinson bint (who's tidy too) saying she never bothered going out the Christiano Ronaldo after a few dates because he was nailing Escorts all the time.

It happens.
 
Apparently it will break in the NOTW next week that That Rooney has also been bumming William Hague! When interviewed at his family home Hague said

"He was a bit rough that scouse chappie..My arse is like a friggin windsock!"
 
kenada_blue said:
Ah-ha. From what I know a lot of footy players do nail Escorts aka "high class hookers" because generally they dont go out in the public all the time (obvious reasons), they've got lots of cash, get bored, and the Escorts are pretty tidy too. But also, the Escorts dont usually go running off to the press because the person running the escort business will still want to get the high-paid customer and his buddies coming back - its a business after all, and the girl will get a lot of cash for it.

I remember reading that Gemma Atkinson bint (who's tidy too) saying she never bothered going out the Christiano Ronaldo after a few dates because he was nailing Escorts all the time.

It happens.
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He was nailing girls?
 

Artetafan said:
So's stealing.
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Get off your high horse and stop being such a prude. Its only wrong when the girls are being exploited i.e getting abused by there pimps and recieivng very little money. Its also bad when the girls are doing it just to get by or get drugs or whatever and its all open for curb crawlers. Young vulnerable women who get little if no respect.

These girls are paid very well and looked after. Its there proffession of choice and they do very well out of it.

There's no moral issue with prostitution as long as it is done through the correct channels.
 
EFCNIK said:
Get off your high horse and stop being such a prude. Its only wrong when the girls are being exploited i.e getting abused by there pimps and recieivng very little money. Its also bad when the girls are doing it just to get by or get drugs or whatever and its all open for curb crawlers. Young vulnerable women who get little if no respect.

These girls are paid very well and looked after. Its there proffession of choice and they do very well out of it.

There's no moral issue with prostitution as long as it is done through the correct channels.
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Fair enough. How much for your mother, mate?
 

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