Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[longers]

Gets the winner in the kop next Sunday.

Then does that little dance move

 

[kev]

What's the betting that all the newspaper reports will refer to him as "former Everton player Ross Barkley"

 

[Penno]

Is he gay? That looks like a gay bar.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Is he gay? That looks like a gay bar.

So you only have to be gay to be in a gay bar? More to the point how do you know what is or isn't a gay bar?

 

[BillBrasky]

He might be the dumbest MFer on earth

 

[4737carlin]

Dances Awkwardly

 

[GwladysBlue]

He should have got his head down here and he might have reached his potential. Looks like he’ll end up being the next Gascoign for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Yarrgh]

That hat? Good grief.

I cannot for the life of me understand how much of a plank some of these footballers are. How do they pay him, by bazooka-ing 150k in notes into the side of his head each week? (they could do that with me, but I suspect peanuts being shot out of a bazooka might hurt)

That hat though. Makes me wish for the good old days when he was getting sparked out by scrawny lads for goosing their ma or something.

 

[YoboCopter]

Not being funny its silly from his point of view but why the pure abuse for a lad whos minted going out on the town? Kin ell

Some of use live in dream land, its harmed his own prospects but hardly doing any harm is he?

 

[tommye]

Not being funny its silly from his point of view but why the pure abuse for a lad whos minted going out on the town? Kin ell

Some of use live in dream land, its harmed his own prospects but hardly doing any harm is he?

This really. Fail to see what he's done wrong this time apart from being a monumental cockwomble. If that's a crime half of you muppets would be doing 30 years.

 

[Baines' left foot]

So you only have to be gay to be in a gay bar? More to the point how do you know what is or isn't a gay bar?

I’m not gay but I can tell you some of gay bars in Liverpool were ace when I used to go.

 

[PhilM]

I’m not gay but I can tell you some of gay bars in Liverpool were ace when I used to go.

If you could get in, they were absolutely brilliant for finding and chatting up very attractive straight girls who went there to have a 'safe and quiet' evening.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Barkley could wear a giraffe onesie for all I care, it's the other stuff that bothers me. I've seen worse on Firmino.

Is he gay? That looks like a gay bar.

Straight men go to gay bars. See above.

Baa Bar in Canal Street used to attract quite a lot of straights. Straight girls go the Gay Village quite a lot, which is a nuisance when you see a hot girl there and you don't know if she's a lesbian or straight. Especially when she drunkenly snogs her friends.

 

[Baines' left foot]

If you could get in, they were absolutely brilliant for finding and chatting up very attractive straight girls who went there to have a 'safe and quiet' evening.

Oh yes there were some absolute stunners around. Garlands was always the first place to try but if you got turned away then Gbar over the road usually let you in.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Barkley could wear a giraffe onesie for all I care, it's the other stuff that bothers me. I've seen worse on Firmino.

Straight men go to gay bars. See above.

Baa Bar in Canal Street used to attract quite a lot of straights. Straight girls go the Gay Village quite a lot, which is a nuisance when you see a hot girl there and you don't know if she's a lesbian or straight. Especially when she drunkenly snogs her friends.

Baa Bar is/was a gay bar? Must have gone there 50+ times but never knew that.

Edit: I take it you don’t mean the one in Liverpool.