Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[Brownie]

Oh yes there were some absolute stunners around. Garlands was always the first place to try but if you got turned away then Gbar over the road usually let you in.

Oh yes

 

[tommye]

I'm not gay but I can tell you some of gay bars in Liverpool were ace when I used to go.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Not being funny its silly from his point of view but why the pure abuse for a lad whos minted going out on the town? Kin ell

Some of use live in dream land, its harmed his own prospects but hardly doing any harm is he?

If the footballer who sexually assaulted a woman and filmed himself doing so is him, then yes, he is.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Baa Bar is/was a gay bar? Must have gone there 50+ times but never knew that.

Edit: I take it you don’t mean the one in Liverpool.

The Manc one in Canal Street, though I think it might have closed. I've not been the Village in donkeys'.

 

[jackyboy]

I don't think he's a very bright lad

 

[Penno]

Barkley could wear a giraffe onesie for all I care, it's the other stuff that bothers me. I've seen worse on Firmino.

Straight men go to gay bars. See above.

Baa Bar in Canal Street used to attract quite a lot of straights. Straight girls go the Gay Village quite a lot, which is a nuisance when you see a hot girl there and you don't know if she's a lesbian or straight. Especially when she drunkenly snogs her friends.

I know! That's why I asked if he was gay.

 

[d34noj]

I’m not gay but I can tell you some of gay bars in Liverpool were ace when I used to go.

I got dragged through each and every one of them dressed as a ballerina on my stag do. Ace night.

 

[d34noj]

Barkley could wear a giraffe onesie for all I care, it's the other stuff that bothers me. I've seen worse on Firmino.

Straight men go to gay bars. See above.

Baa Bar in Canal Street used to attract quite a lot of straights. Straight girls go the Gay Village quite a lot, which is a nuisance when you see a hot girl there and you don't know if she's a lesbian or straight. Especially when she drunkenly snogs her friends.

Yep we're gonna need video evidence of this.

 

[Groucho]

'Hippy crack' ? Is that derived from 'Cake' ?

It’s just gas and air they give people in hospitals for childbirth and broken bones and that.

 

[softollys]

Roff Barnet

 

[mahermi1]

That hat? Good grief.

I cannot for the life of me understand how much of a plank some of these footballers are. How do they pay him, by bazooka-ing 150k in notes into the side of his head each week? (they could do that with me, but I suspect peanuts being shot out of a bazooka might hurt)

That hat though. Makes me wish for the good old days when he was getting sparked out by scrawny lads for goosing their ma or something.

Serious question, didn't some posters on here say he took a pay cut to join Chelsea, along the lines of him being badly mistreated by Everton and Koeman in particular.

 

[Yarrgh]

Serious question, didn't some posters on here say he took a pay cut to join Chelsea, along the lines of him being badly mistreated by Everton and Koeman in particular.

I thought he waited it out for 6 months to pocket a larger signing on fee with Chelsea having to pay less overall due to the smaller transfer fee to Everton. I am sure he is not on less there. Or maybe he is... far more intelligent posters will know this than me... I still think that they pay footballers by bazooka!

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Seen someone link a very unsavoury story from the mail with this, you'd hope he's not that stupid if the two are linked

Its Ross Barkley mate, he was last in the queue when they were giving out brain cells.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

As if any of you's lot didn't see this coming, I've been expecting him to embarrass himself many times since the day he left, absolute numpty he is.

He deserves everything he gets the Rat, proper did a number on us, Karma is a bitch.

 

[PhilM]

It’s just gas and air they give people in hospitals for childbirth and broken bones and that.

Good ol' nitrous oxide and oxygen. If you walk around most parks or some streets, you'll see copious amounts of little metallic canisters that they (teengaers) use.