Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[Yarrgh]

But Capt. Ye canne change the laws of physics

If he turns any more he'll blow

 

[degsy]

If he turns any more he'll blow

He plays football Jim, but not as we know it

 

[Yarrgh]

He plays football Jim, but not as we know it

To boldly meander down dead ends where no footballer has been before

 

[degsy]

To boldly meander down dead ends where no footballer has been before

"You can use logic to justify almost anything. That's its power. And its flaw." - Captain Cathryn Janeway

 

[Yarrgh]

"You can use logic to justify almost anything. That's its power. And its flaw." - Captain Cathryn Janeway

I've almost run out of star trek things, but I can't understand why a lot of people cant just let him live long and prosper.

 

[tsubaki]

a lot of the dialogue in DS9’s “For the uniform” could apply to Barkley

 

[peteblue]

I had heard rumours that Ross was a bit of a trekkie. Shirt confirms it though. Long live and prosper Ross.

it’s a Klingon......

 

[Nymzee]

"BREAKING: Humans get drunk."

 

[deipnosophist]

I am wondering whether his new flame (the RS supporting Ma of the merseyside gangsta) is with him on Mykonos? Perhaps he is reeling drunk-like because he has just had a torrid love-making session with her. Hopefully the tabloids are all over this and we can get some sordid pics!!

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Set your phasers to turn.

Set phasers to shoot aimlessly wide.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Why would he go and play for moyes when he never gave him a chance here? If it wasn't for martinez, barkley woukd have had to move permanently to a lower championship club and set himself back a good couple of years. Mainly because moyes wouldn't trust him

Well fair enough, but wasn’t he recovering from a leg break?

 

[Azza]

Newcastle or Palace on loan on deadline day?

 

[kenada_blue]

Newcastle or Palace on loan on deadline day?

They'll be light in midfield if he went.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Newcastle or Palace on loan on deadline day?

West Ham, I'd bet.

 

[ricer10]

Villa