Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
My go to phrase is "its better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it". It generally relates to items such as coats, umbrellas etc. Turns out I'm usually right and they end up cold and wet.....That is more mature than what I've told mine. Ask my boys today about my two rules and they would tell you:
1) Life's not fair
2) People are stupid*
*note, I don't mean "other" people, I mean all people as in mankind