Give him 150k, bail Iceland, buy Das Bost, sell every player under the age of 23 and give Paulo Maldini 200k a week to return to football.
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Kyle bleeding Walker just went for £53m.
Absolutely spot on lad!I think Koeman wanted to prove to the world that Ross wasn't uncoachable, and he ultimately ended up frustrated with the results. IMO Ross made significant progress in several areas, but he needs to learn to keep life outside of F.C. Sexy from affecting him. You can't just fall down every time some D-BAG England manager snubs you. Prove that you deserve to be on the team by continuing that New Year form. Make it impossible to keep you out of the team.
Gylfi doesn't paint the Sistine Chapel. Ross' ceiling is higher than that.
Cos he's apparently an Everton fan, and must surely know a new contract - with an agreement that it's only signed to keep his value up - would be best for the club.
Tongue in cheek in my last post. Spurs captain and Kane aren't on that money, he ain't getting it. He won't be in their strongest team so no way are Spurs paying him that.I won't comment on this £150k figure for now beyond saying I cannot believe he could possibly have asked for that with a straight face, so I'm simply not going to believe that Mirror story is based on actual facts.