2017/18 Ross Barkley

[marnie]

...heard some interesting information at the match today. You might recall Dr Irvine retired at the end of last season after many years Service. Irvine was the chap who ran on when Bolasie got hurt and started to inspect the wrong leg. Anyway, an innovative and modern replacement was required and the new bloke came in.

I understand the bloke has no football experience at all and gave Barkley’s legs a much deeper massage than a player would normally expect. Barkley went out and got a severe hamstring. The players lost faith and more importantly the club lost a bundle in transfer revenue. I’m told the new Dr is now the old Dr and a replacement is sought.

All unconfirmed of course.

Did he rim him ??

 

[Eggs]

Did he rim him ??

...not sure what that means.

 

[Eggs]

why would a Doctor be giving a massage to a footballer, surely a masseur or a physio would be doing that. ????

..that is a good point, Everton do employ a masseur. I was thinking that myself and will ask but it might be that he was introducing himself to the players by giving them one-to-one treatment.

 

[marnie]

...not sure what that means.

Don't google Good Sir.It was just a lazy lame not very funny joke.Just waiting for his sacking Mr. E X

 

[Jib in lad]

Hang the latch Ross moon fod will be out of here soon.

 

[streeky]

..that is a good point, Everton do employ a masseur. I was thinking that myself and will ask but it might be that he was introducing himself to the players by giving them one-to-one treatment.

Cheers eggs, would be interesting twist to the barkley story. From personal experience the deep massages are usually for breaking up scare tissue on a previous injury, i had one on my calf at the national sports centre crystal palace, and was one of the most painful things i have experienced ever.

 

[Eggs]

Cheers eggs, would be interesting twist to the barkley story. From personal experience the deep massages are usually for breaking up scare tissue on a previous injury, i had one on my calf at the national sports centre crystal palace, and was one of the most painful things i have experienced ever.

..I know, Matey. Hamstrings finished me off and it can be really painful when a masseur digs deep into the thigh. I’ll get back to you.

 

[kenada_blue]

Would absolutely piss myself if the minute muscle head leaves he signs a 12 year deal

 

[roydo]

Cheers eggs, would be interesting twist to the barkley story. From personal experience the deep massages are usually for breaking up scare tissue on a previous injury, i had one on my calf at the national sports centre crystal palace, and was one of the most painful things i have experienced ever.

Same here. Utter agony breaking down the scar tissue.

Hammys tend to mend themselves with a bit of care and attention.

 

[Milkman]

No matter how badly we're doing, Ross is still crap and still a snake.

 

[Stan Lee Park]

No matter how badly we're doing, Ross is still crap and still a snake.

That may or may not be true, but he's still better than our current eight midfielders put together.

 

[arch stanton]

That may or may not be true, but he's still better than our current eight midfielders put together.

at least he wants to go forward. Shame he loses it when he does but he'd do better than this crop of dross

 

[ijjysmith]

Whatever Neymar is on at PSG double it and give it to Ross right now.

 

[Axlswhk]

Welcome back, our one and only number 10.

Come back and show the hair brushing one trick pony siggy what it means to be a genuine number 10.

 

[EV ER TON]

He’s our best player