2017/18 Ross Barkley

[ToffeeTim]

I'm not sure it's even to do with Koeman tbh. Doubt Unsworth or any new manager persuades him to stay

 

[Connor]

ffs

 

[grandjoeblue]

Is it worth giving him the 150k a week? We need him.

 

[f.t.r.s]

Would genuinely beg him to stay and put him in on one leg right now, couldn't do much worse

 

[davek]

Soon sweet prince....soon.

 

[TomMcCann]

Let him choose the manager at this point, people used to say he hasn’t got a football brain hahaha.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Soon sweet prince....soon.

Are we going to allow him to knock us out of the League Cup first?

 

[Eggs]

...heard some interesting information at the match today. You might recall Dr Irvine retired at the end of last season after many years Service. Irvine was the chap who ran on when Bolasie got hurt and started to inspect the wrong leg. Anyway, an innovative and modern replacement was required and the new bloke came in.

I understand the bloke has no football experience at all and gave Barkley’s legs a much deeper massage than a player would normally expect. Barkley went out and got a severe hamstring. The players lost faith and more importantly the club lost a bundle in transfer revenue. I’m told the new Dr is now the old Dr and a replacement is sought.

All unconfirmed of course.

 

[roydo]

...heard some interesting information at the match today. You might recall Dr Irvine retired at the end of last season after many years Service. Irvine was the chap who ran on when Bolasie got hurt and started to inspect the wrong leg. Anyway, an innovative and modern replacement was required and the new bloke came in.

I understand the bloke has no football experience at all and gave Barkley’s legs a much deeper massage than a player would normally expect. Barkley went out and got a severe hamstring. The players lost faith and more importantly the club lost a bundle in transfer revenue. I’m told the new Dr is now the old Dr and a replacement is sought.

All unconfirmed of course.

Rounds off a slam dunk of a weekend that.

 

[royalblue66]

...heard some interesting information at the match today. You might recall Dr Irvine retired at the end of last season after many years Service. Irvine was the chap who ran on when Bolasie got hurt and started to inspect the wrong leg. Anyway, an innovative and modern replacement was required and the new bloke came in.

I understand the bloke has no football experience at all and gave Barkley’s legs a much deeper massage than a player would normally expect. Barkley went out and got a severe hamstring. The players lost faith and more importantly the club lost a bundle in transfer revenue. I’m told the new Dr is now the old Dr and a replacement is sought.

All unconfirmed of course.

Pity it hadn't been Harold Shipman.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

...heard some interesting information at the match today. You might recall Dr Irvine retired at the end of last season after many years Service. Irvine was the chap who ran on when Bolasie got hurt and started to inspect the wrong leg. Anyway, an innovative and modern replacement was required and the new bloke came in.

I understand the bloke has no football experience at all and gave Barkley’s legs a much deeper massage than a player would normally expect. Barkley went out and got a severe hamstring. The players lost faith and more importantly the club lost a bundle in transfer revenue. I’m told the new Dr is now the old Dr and a replacement is sought.

All unconfirmed of course.

Maybe we could recommend this doctor to the RS.

 

[davek]

Are we going to allow him to knock us out of the League Cup first?

That's the "billionaire's" call mate.

 

[davies1878]

IM baffled is he still injured or Is it just that koeman won’t play him?

 

[Death]

Would ye think Ross is one of them Evertonians that wants us to lose so the axe can be grind.

 

[streeky]

why would a Doctor be giving a massage to a footballer, surely a masseur or a physio would be doing that. ????