a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
Strictly speaking, the egg came before the chicken. Dinosaurs had eggs well before chickens even existed...That's a conundrum isn't it, what comes first, the chicken or the egg?
Do we sell a player to buy others, or do we buy (unless we produce the player through our ranks) a player to then sell and buy others?
Unless, you're being a bit of a minx.