Stones, Del, Lukaku, Barkley, I pinned my hopes on those 4 leading us to glory whilst playing beautiful football. If we'd matched their ambition we could have held onto them, instead we spent stupid money on average players and will probably continue to do so in an attempt to replace what were genuinely world class young players that could have been here for years to come (with possibly the exception of the inconsistent Del).
It's ok guys, don't panic we've got Ashley Williams lined up to replace John Stones.
No no like we said before guys, no panic needed cos we've got an untried youngster from Sheff Utd to replace Lukaku.
Panic you say? pffft We've got all the creativity we need to replace Barkley in our £45m Icelandic god
*Sigh*
Just shut up Everton and don't patronise us whilst you spunk £27m on a nobody from Turkey as some kind of sweetener for flogging our best talent in years.
It's ok guys, don't panic we've got Ashley Williams lined up to replace John Stones.
No no like we said before guys, no panic needed cos we've got an untried youngster from Sheff Utd to replace Lukaku.
Panic you say? pffft We've got all the creativity we need to replace Barkley in our £45m Icelandic god
*Sigh*
Just shut up Everton and don't patronise us whilst you spunk £27m on a nobody from Turkey as some kind of sweetener for flogging our best talent in years.