KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Used to run with a bloke who loved a drink and one day, before a pretty tough trail race he took it too far and ended up 20 minutes late for the race still blindingly drunk stinking of Jack Daniel’s which then developed into the hangover from hell. Anyway, he made it round looking seconds from death, throwing up multiple times and without walking once in what is without a doubt the most impressive athletic performance I have ever seen