Ryan Giggs’ Poetry

[The binman chronicles]

You’ve got nice legs,
You make me hard,
If you go shopping,
Your sister better be on her guard.
Ryan. x

Is about all it should have been! I thought the whole premise of being a rich footballer is to go up to any girl, say 'get your coat you've pulled' and that's it for the whole romance type thing.

 

[Yarrgh]

Is this someone at Bluemoon doing some superb spoof?

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Has to be fake. It has to be.
'as hard as a totempole' ffs.

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

You’ve got nice legs,
You make me hard,
If you go shopping,
Your sister better be on her guard.
Ryan. x

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My cock is both
So let me stick it in you
Ryan. x

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Has to be fake. It has to be.
'as hard as a totempole' ffs.

He introduced into evidence. If it's fake, he's committing perjury.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Goo Goo Gah
Gah Gah Goo

 

[the golden visionary]

Well she does have 2 legs I suppose.

Unless he was just making sure L was for legs.

Could have used lips

 

[the golden visionary]

He introduced into evidence. If it's fake, he's committing perjury.

??

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Simon Buttle]

I really want to laugh but the bloke is such a kin animal and an obvious danger to women, can't stand blokes like him absolute scum of the earth.

 

[Cool_Blue]

This is easily the best new thread for weeks

 

[Groucho]

I’d have pled guilty so these wouldn’t be read out

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I for one can't bring myself to criticise this most creative, innovative and erudite of wordsmiths.

Reckon he's free for matchday previews?

 

[ArtetaMagic]

You've got a hole I'd like to fill
Just like the onion bag it gives me a thrill

 

[Groucho]

My poetry is crap
Microwave