Ryan Giggs’ Poetry

[roydo]

It's him making the Neville connection that's blowing my mind, it's so inappropriate and creepy - why would you bring that up in that context???

Cos you are thick as mince? An obsessed controller who has lived in a bubble all his adult life?

But that said, you are correct. It is proper weird.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A Totem Pole!

Seriously forgot that was even a thing.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A bit more to add to the "L is for legs" bit. The final line is sensational

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Surely somebody has made that last bit up!!??!!

 

[Yarrgh]

I hope Giggs does his own court room drawings.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Fast forward a few months...

There once was a girl I didn't want to shag
Ha that's a lie you've been had
Now I'm in prison
Getting ploughed 24/7
Wish I'd been a born a eunuch instead

 

[Togger Blue]

I was wondering which one of the Brevilles it was,?

,,, and which Mrs Neville !!! lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

Fast forward a few months...

There once was a girl I didn't want to shag
Ha that's a lie you've been had
Now I'm in prison
Getting ploughed 24/7
Wish I'd been a born a eunuch instead

Think it needs a bit of work mate?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Think it needs a bit of work mate?

Tbf If I did it well then it wouldn't be from Giggs now would it?

 

[random]

The names Giggs,
Don't want no pigs,
So gonna take the plunge,
And chase some clunge

 

[Swerty]

Reminds me a lot of Tiger Woods voicemails back in 2009. People calling the famous male a callous calculating abuser at the same time as laughing their arse off at his cringeworthy insecurity and need to please.

 

[toffee82]

Just imagine the chants if he was still playing!

To Iron Lion Zion

Greville, Breville, Neville oh oh

 

[toffee82]

A Totem Pole!

Seriously forgot that was even a thing.

It's a hard thing to forget.