stretford blue
Player Valuation: £35m
120 minutes under his belt towards his fitness ?
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He got pulled back a couple off times. When your running and get pulled back no matter how big you are your still likely to fall down.
…what do you expect from your striker;
1) Top back to goal play, holding it up allowing team mates to catch up and relieving pressure on defenders - Nope
2) Run defenders ragged down the channels - Nope
3) Exploits the space in behind defenders giving teammates the option of going over the top - Nope
4) Goes to war with defenders giving them a really difficult time - Nope
5) Links well with team mates, creates partnerships - Nope
6) Fits the playing strategy - Nope
7) Quality, creating & scoring goals from nothing - Nope
8) Sharp in the box, plays in the front foot and gets on the end of crosses - Nope
9) An aerial threat from crosses and set pieces - Nope
10) Decent goal return - Nope
1) Top back to goal play, holding it up allowing team mates to catch up and relieving pressure on defenders - Nope
2) Run defenders ragged down the channels - Nope
3) Exploits the space in behind defenders giving teammates the option of going over the top - Nope
4) Goes to war with defenders giving them a really difficult time - Nope
5) Links well with team mates, creates partnerships - Nope
6) Fits the playing strategy - Nope
7) Quality, creating & scoring goals from nothing - Nope
8) Sharp in the box, plays in the front foot and gets on the end of crosses - Nope
9) An aerial threat from crosses and set pieces - Nope
10) Decent goal return - Nope
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
He could be out there, on his own, and he still wouldn’t find the back of the net.
Laughable signing.
Laughable signing.
He really is a joke
stipsy_melbourne
Player Valuation: £750k
Straight out of an assisted learning scholarship program he is.
What marbling grade would you say he is? 8-9? A5?!
What marbling grade would you say he is? 8-9? A5?!
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
it's coming, big game on Tuesday for him
stipsy_melbourne
Player Valuation: £750k
Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £10m
First time I've watched us for a full match in a while. I'm genuinely shocked at how poor he is
stipsy_melbourne
Player Valuation: £750k
I feel embarassed for him….
He really is the worst player I've ever seen in an Everton shirt, he makes Niasse look like Messi.
Gwladysstreetlad
Player Valuation: £50m
Does anyone remember as a kid when you played football on the street? There was always some pissed up old fella making his way home from the pub that would try and join in and be an utter pain in the arse. Rondon is that old fella.......
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