2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Librarian]

Heard he once threatened to chop a baby in half

 

[Houghty19]

Stracq, whatever his shortcomings, always tried his very hardest for us. We've had some bad forwards this century - Ramirez, and Kone to name two - but Rondon takes the biscuit.

I think you'll find he's had a lot more than just a biscuit.

 

[Sagar]

It's painful to watch him now, offers nothing, and at 32 and having wasted so many oppertunities, i think it's over for him.

 

[Carloblues]

Stracq, whatever his shortcomings, always tried his very hardest for us. We've had some bad forwards this century - Ramirez, and Kone to name two - but Rondon takes the biscuit.

Kone wasn't great but he was absolutely miles ahead of both rondon and Sandro

 

[vintage-toffees]

The frightening thing is he's only 32
I've see more life in my old fella and he's 82

He is utter utter dogs..t
And a embarrassment to every other player who's come before him and worn that shirt
And every fan who has stood and sat in the grounds up and down the country supporting us

 

[vintage-toffees]

Seriousl one.....mo salah has scored 16 goals For them

Has solimon condom had 16 positive touches of the ball for us ??

Genuine question

 

[StuBarlow]

Heard he once threatened to chop a baby in half

He'd miss and chop his own hand off

 

[Dario Terracotta]

The frightening thing is he's only 32
I've see more life in my old fella and he's 82

He is utter utter dogs..t
And a embarrassment to every other player who's come before him and worn that shirt
And every fan who has stood and sat in the grounds up and down the country supporting us

Is he free this Saturday?lol

 

[witchdoc187]

When he scored his wonder goal v palace i honestly believed the floodgates would open.

 

[vintage-toffees]

Is he free this Saturday?lol

Sadly mate he's not with us anymore
But he's still got more life in him than that big dope

 

[Yarrgh]

Heard he once threatened to chop a baby in half

I'm not saying he's slow but by the time Rondon bought the knife out, the kid would say thanks because he'd have something to cut his 21st birthday cake with.

 

[Toffeelover]

It's painful to watch him now, offers nothing, and at 32 and having wasted so many oppertunities, i think it's over for him.

Joined the deadwood gang, will be stuck with him for years.

 

[miami]

Longstaff and rondon. Wonderful benitez, just wonderful....

 

[Carloblues]

Not even lying here, but I reckon he's had less than 5 shots combined for every game he's played.

That's a crazy number for a striker.

 

[Terrarian]

Shockingly bad player, I think once again it's really bad management to stick with someone so woefully short of fitness and form and whose best days are clearly behind him at this level. Shocking.