2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Kurt.]

I once saw him score an hatrick, don't know what he was on that day

FIFA

 

[Kurt.]

Stork mate, stork.

I can’t believe that’s not better

 

[Littlesue]

FIFA

Lol no, at a West Brom game

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

In his defence, 3 or 4 times he was in space unmarked and gray and Gordon decided to shoot rather than pass. Was also brought down when the last man and through on goal, not sure he’d have scored though, given his form.

Even they know he's gash. lol

 

[Eggs]

He's crap

…ha, ha an efficient and accurate post.

 

[Yarrgh]

Makes me nostalgic for 70’s porn

More like porn with 70 year olds. $%&£ing slow with a pathetic shot at the end and only fat Spanish weirdos want to watch it.

 

[heatmeiser]

Simms needs to be asking for a transfer this window for the good of his own career if he can’t get a look in ahead of this tree and Tosun.

I'm convinced we only brought Tosun on to remind the Turkish Simon Cowell that he exists and offer him in a great deal.

I'd actually swap him for that badly rendered version of Andy Carroll Hull had tbh

 

[JLW]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol So yesterday we had Benitez in the dugout starting with Rondon as our main striker then sub him to be replaced by Tosun!!!


Ev-er-ton

Nilsatisnisioptimum

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Even they know he's gash. lol

They looked up to pass, saw who it was was and decided to shoot from the tightest of angles rather than pass to wrongdon

 

[Furey1878]

…what do you expect from your striker;

1) Top back to goal play, holding it up allowing team mates to catch up and relieving pressure on defenders - Nope

2) Run defenders ragged down the channels - Nope

3) Exploits the space in behind defenders giving teammates the option of going over the top - Nope

4) Goes to war with defenders giving them a really difficult time - Nope

5) Links well with team mates, creates partnerships - Nope

6) Fits the playing strategy - Nope

7) Quality, creating & scoring goals from nothing - Nope

8) Sharp in the box, plays in the front foot and gets on the end of crosses - Nope

9) An aerial threat from crosses and set pieces - Nope

10) Decent goal return - Nope

I would argue his link up is decent and he really helps defending set pieces but yes they are but consolations to an otherwise terrible signing.

 

[Eggs]

I would argue his link up is decent and he really helps defending set pieces but yes they are but consolations to an otherwise terrible signing.

….his link up isn’t clever and he rarely gets on the ball in the right areas to play one-twos. He can lay a ball off but so can my mother-in-law.

 

[Death]

Salmon Rondon

Yuck yuck

 

[Death]

Oh look, another £70m cock end.

Shots fired at the sheventy mils

 

[Jacob]

Last night there was a close up of him after about 15/20 minutes... he was a lather of sweat and the most exertion he'd had was taking his training top off.

 

[heatmeiser]

….his link up isn’t clever and he rarely gets on the ball in the right areas to play one-twos. He can lay a ball off but so can my mother-in-law.

Does she have any pace and is she available to sign?