2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Yarrgh]

That slug will go literally anywhere to line his pockets, wont he? Fair play to him I guess, I know I would do the same to be honest, but it's a bit of a kick in the teeth to working class fans of those teams where he goes and stinks the place out. He'll probably move to North Korea next, or join the Taliban in Afghanistan as they look to promote football in their country.

I think he's after Islamic State as their all black kits are quite slimming.

 

[Yarrgh]

Surely he'd love nothing better than to take his ill-earned millions and head on back to his native land to live the rest of his days like a King. One month of his wages from Everton can support his family for a decade in Venezuela, and he's been earning this for about a decade himself. Unless he thinks he can live until about 500 years old he should just koff back there now.

Perhaps he is half tortoise?

It's starting to make sense. Not that he's big on lettuce.

 

[Clarky cat]

Looks like peak Brazilian Ronaldo in the latest training videos.…

 

[trueblue84]

Looks like peak Brazilian Ronaldo in the latest training videos.…

 

[Dave dawson]

Loan him out to Tranmere. if they can only afford 10% of his wages take it and pay the rest ourselves

The only way Tranmere would take him is if they appointed Benitez as their new manager, that would be on a free and we pay his wages in full I would take that option just to get him out.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Duncan will get a tune out of this old fiddle. Lump on him for first goal against villa.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Duncan will get a tune out of this old fiddle. Lump on him for first goal against villa.

I'd rather lump him off the top of the upper bullens onto a spike

 

[OzyToffee]

Wasn't he in Russia before here?

On Loan still getting his full wages at least what Rafael said in an interview when he joined.

 

[OzyToffee]

He never, his contract was terminated

By mutual consent, he asked for it to be terminated to join us at a lower salary base.

 

[Carloblues]

When Rafael got sacked, my first thought after calming down from excitement was we will never have to see this lump ever again..shouldn't be anywhere remotely close to the match day squads until he's sold

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

By mutual consent, he asked for it to be terminated to join us at a lower salary base.

Oh, ok, I thought it was due to change in Chinese law regarding foreign players

 

[MACCA75]

2 seasons unfortunately

Don’t forget the option of a third..

 

[Mark barnett]

Made of lead a bulldozer with 4 wheels missing moves faster

 

[OzyToffee]

Don’t forget the option of a third..

Our option not his so lets hope some sense is found when the time comes.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Made of lead a bulldozer with 4 wheels missing moves faster

Don't bulldozers have tracks?