2022/23 Salomón Rondón

[Clarky cat]

There was an interesting poll on this, seems mad who won the vote given current form

Who is the worst Everton player you have seen in the Premier League era?

Obviously there is going to be divided opinion but who is the overall worst to have done something we can all only dream of and wear the royal blue jersey in the premier league era? I am certain to have missed some out but there are some absolute stinkers on this list.

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It seems even madder that Claus Thomsen only got 9!
Salomon Rondon, forever etched into our minds with his shirt that looked like he’d been pulled out of the Mersey after 5 minutes of jogging and his magnificent air scissor tackle and smile against Brentford… good times

 

[argietoffee]

I don't know, there was that pre season where Ashley Williams turned up looking twice the man he did the previous season

Agree but surely weighing a potential signing and measuring BMI and body fat % might give you a clue that the player is, in fact, obese.

Ashley just let himself go after the first season, as did Beattie.

But they both arrived in shape.

 

[Lob]

Going out on loan to MacDonalds apparently.

 

[MikeH72]

Super Frank hates King Salaman

 

[ToffeeTim]

Sell/loan

 

[MikeH72]

There was an interesting poll on this, seems mad who won the vote given current form

Who is the worst Everton player you have seen in the Premier League era?

Obviously there is going to be divided opinion but who is the overall worst to have done something we can all only dream of and wear the royal blue jersey in the premier league era? I am certain to have missed some out but there are some absolute stinkers on this list.

www.grandoldteam.com

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Martina got off lightly there.

 

[Goat]

D'ya think he makes the list of our top ten worst signings?

Considering he was free, for me no.

 

[Axlswhk]

Considering he was free, for me no.

His scoreless run was a solid foundation towards our relegation battle. Worst signing last season. Top 10 worst under moshiri.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Considering he was free, for me no.

Perhaps we have to disregard fees paid for players otherwise people's views get skewed bythe 'worth the money' aspect. My general thought was what really has he offered us in terms of his paycheck...

 

[Goat]

Perhaps we have to disregard fees paid for players otherwise people's views get skewed bythe 'worth the money' aspect. My general thought was what really has he offered us in terms of his paycheck...

Oh hes been very bad.

I liked him as a player, the pre China Rondon was alright, not great, but alright, this fella is very bad.

 

[Yarrgh]

….only if Benitez is now working in Turkey.

He might be eating a turkey.

 

[Yarrgh]

Agree but surely weighing a potential signing and measuring BMI and body fat % might give you a clue that the player is, in fact, obese.

Ashley just let himself go after the first season, as did Beattie.

But they both arrived in shape.

This is what gets me. Didn't they pick up his rather obvious lardiness in the medical before signing?

 

[Yarrgh]

Top three.

Harsh, I think his massive frame would only take up 2 spots.

 

[LostLegend]

Sell/loan

To who though? Even Fleetwood Town thought he looked non-league

 

[ToffeeTim]

To who though? Even Fleetwood Town thought he looked non-league

Anyone

Except my part time irish league side. They have better already