2022/23 Salomón Rondón

[Shibbywiggles]

I’m not sure the term of phrase I’m looking for here, but do you know when you already know something is going to be bad, like god awful bad. And yet, it somehow ends up being worse than you imagined.

That.

I think that’s called ‘watching Everton’

 

[Yarrgh]

Thanks for the memories, Sal:
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The only shot of him blurred with speed whilst at Everton that.

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh God , they already asking on the West Brom sites if we should have him back. Bit of a mixed bag of answers

To all the West Brom fans with the spirit of Christmas upon us, have a giant turkey on us.

Or socks. They're a better Christmas present. At least they are useful.

 

[Yarrgh]

Maybe fat kecks can take him to the club he’s managing now?..

Can see Salmon and FSW on the door of some dodgy small town nightclub not letting you in for wearing trainers.

Pair of fat wasters.

 

[Yarrgh]

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Little donkey, little donkey
On the dusty road
Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your precious load
Been a long time little donkey
Through the winters night
Don't give up now little donkey
Even though you're shîte

Is that the official tweet from the club?

 

[Yarrgh]

I think he’s fat and a terrible footballer

I want a second opinion!

... he's also slow and awful.

 

[Yarrgh]

We'll be scrambling around trying to replace him come Jan 31st

He'll still be available.

 

[Dancing Pat]

To all the West Brom fans with the spirit of Christmas upon us, have a giant turkey on us.

Or socks. They're a better Christmas present. At least they are useful.

Tbh, most socks move quicker, and have better technical skills than Rondon!

 

[GoldenToffee]

Disgusting that he was even bought in the first place simply because he's Benitez's mate. A finished striker who skulked off to China for a final payday, then somehow ended up back in the best league on the world in another fat contract courtesy of Everton. Took him about 8 months to even get match fit ffs, and even after that he could barely run.

The mistakes the club makes time after time is outrageous. Just when your think they couldn't possibly repeat mistakes made from Bolasie, Iwobi, Sigurdsson, Tosun, Niasse, Schneiderlin, Klaassen, Rooney, et al, they go and get Alli and Rondon. We're definitely the dumbest club in world football when it comes to transfers.

 

[golfyboy]

Washed for sooooo much , for what.Thanks Rafael, hes laughing.
But who sanctioned the transfer.Another unaccountable cost to Moshiri.
Dreadfull the amount of wages some players have taken and not played.
Mina
Tosun, he got a knee injury.
Rondon
Besic
Deli Alli
Just dont see the lodgic.Only that people in the club dont understand the value of money.
They talk in tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands in wages like £50.
Sick note £8million from City
Serious Injury is accepted other issues.
Makes me thousands of Toffees sick seeing players .

 

[Dixieslaces]

He'll still be available.

We'll re-sign him in desperation...


5 year deal

Everton That

 

[jtl60]

Clearly nowhere near the level we need. But it would be very everton not to replace him then Maupay and DCL get injured on boxing day

 

[MikeH72]

Still can’t believe we signed him on deadline day when he’d been a free agent all summer.

 

[Groucho]

Wish him well. Not what we needed, ever, but he’s not being a wage leech.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Get out of my club! He’s awful and should never be allowed to even look at an Everton shirt. An utter disgrace this guy.

Oh, he’s gone?

*scampers off to another thread to spread repetitive dirge