Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Can you imagine that candle light vigil waiting for his release at the gates of Finch Farm?
Little Scammy sobbing. Snakespear trying to pick him up on his headpiece. The entire Talk Spot on air 'talent' singing 'we will overcome' whilst Merson twangs his guitar.
It'll make USM think twice about sponsoring anything else. Everton that.
Cant believe you missed Gazza randomly turning up with a bucket of KFC.