Samuel Eto'o

[Durham Toffee]

My mother used to always tell me not to play behind closed doors, that's how toes get stubbed and drinks get spilt.

And your dad breaks your nose when he opens it...

 

[Librarian]

And your dad breaks your nose when he opens it...

Least, that's what I was to tell the social services lady....'or else!'

 

[deipnosophist]

Heard he got an apostrophe stuck in his To'o.

Injured toes appear (in somewhat physiologically ambiguous fashion) to be our Achilles heel

 

[bluegirl]

Glad he's not injured like!! Looks like Kone is still alive too. Just got to hope Rom's toe gets better

 

[blue61]

Glad he's not injured like!! Looks like Kone is still alive too. Just got to hope Rom's toe gets better

Toe injuries ffs. You'd think we'd be more savvy in this digital age.

 

[allen]

Toe injuries ffs. You'd think we'd be more savvy in this digital age.

That's some top nonsense.

 

[Fuleco]

Been singing his name to the tune of George Harrison's 'Got my mind set on you' since he signed for us.

 

[mrb85]

Been singing his name to the tune of George Harrison's 'Got my mind set on you' since he signed for us.

Good one.

 

[EverBlue86]

What's the latest on him? Some saying he's out for a month? Hope not had him destined to net the winner at analfield off the bench

 

[ijjysmith]

What's the latest on him? Some saying he's out for a month? Hope not had him destined to net the winner at analfield off the bench

Lots of different stories mate.

Some say he was nearly fit for today.
Some say he's the son of god.
Some say he should start on Thursday.
Some say he's the real life Benjamin Button.
Some say he he's out for a few weeks.

But which are true. I don't know.

 

[rochdaleblue]

It's a shame he got injured. Even more a shame is that I was hoping he would get some intensive training done with us during the international break. According to Roberto he picked up the injury in the Chelsea game. So instead of spending the international break on the field, he's probably spent it on the treatment table.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Lots of different stories mate.

Some say he was nearly fit for today.
Some say he's the son of god.
Some say he should start on Thursday.
Some say he's the real life Benjamin Button.
Some say he he's out for a few weeks.

But which are true. I don't know.

I heard hes finished!

 

[EverBlue86]

Apparantly okeefe tweeted he should be fit for next week, here's hoping

 

[ijjysmith]

I heard hes finished!

Oh FFS.

 

[sageyefc]