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Samuel Eto'o

Is Eto'o a good signing ?

  • Err, Yes, he's boss

    Votes: 549 76.3%

  • No, he'll be Martinez' Ginola

    Votes: 110 15.3%

  • I only care about Cheese on Toast, Everton players don't interest me

    Votes: 61 8.5%
  • Total voters
    720
  • Poll closed .
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Fuleco said:
Been singing his name to the tune of George Harrison's 'Got my mind set on you' since he signed for us.

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I've had this song in my head ever since you posted this mate, and singing Samuel Eto'o to it as well!

So here's a few goes I've had at it, cos it's a great shout for a chant IMO...
also hoping that by posting this I get the song out of my head!




Short-easy-basic version - stuck in my head for weeks:
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,

____

OR: [and this almost defo won't take off I bet...but I like it cos I'm a bit merry, and if anything I need to get this song off my brain! lol]

I've gone for full song here - socks up to knees and all - so edit/cut/change/pisstake whatever. I'm also a bit pissed when I'm writing this:

Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // That number 5 playing for you /// Or if their number 5 rhymes with Eto'o then it's "You're number 5's ____"
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // What the fk does he do?

He always smiles like it's funny,
Like everything is fkin funny,
Cos he's happy playing football here,
In Blue and White, yeah.

He's gonna score goals,
A whole lot of effing goals,
He should have been our number 9 // For Matinez's Everton

He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o...in Blue and White.

now back to the start of Set On You...

Our number 10's Lukaku (or Romelu)
Our number 10's Lukaku
Our number 10's Lukaku // That number 10 playing for you /// Or if their number 10 rhymes with Lukaku then it's "You're number 10's ____"
Our number 10's Lukaku // What the fk does he do?

Yes he cost a lot of money,
A whole lot of fkin money,
But he loves his football here, // joke:So now there'll be no snooker room, ;)
In Blue and White, yeah. // joke: For Bill Kenwright, yeah ;)

You can play him out wide, // joke: He cost so much,
He'll still score when he cuts inside // joke: That Hibbert only got two years,
He should have been our number 9.

Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku...in blue and white. (or Romelu..)


Next one would start:

Our manager wears brown shoes,
Our manager wears brown shoes, :)


Hell, you could make it last all match at this rate.

Number 16, McCarthyyyy
The diamond, Ross Barkley,
...

Twenty-One is Oooos-Man,
Time to pack iii-iit iiii-in son.


Right, stopping now. Bit pissed like. I like the tune tho, feel free to call me all kinds of [Poor languages removed] as long as it's this song related! :D
 
JimEFC said:
I've had this song in my head ever since you posted this mate, and singing Samuel Eto'o to it as well!

So here's a few goes I've had at it, cos it's a great shout for a chant IMO...
also hoping that by posting this I get the song out of my head!




Short-easy-basic version - stuck in my head for weeks:
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,

____

OR: [and this almost defo won't take off I bet...but I like it cos I'm a bit merry, and if anything I need to get this song off my brain! lol]

I've gone for full song here - socks up to knees and all - so edit/cut/change/pisstake whatever. I'm also a bit pissed when I'm writing this:

Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // That number 5 playing for you /// Or if their number 5 rhymes with Eto'o then it's "You're number 5's ____"
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // What the fk does he do?

He always smiles like it's funny,
Like everything is fkin funny,
Cos he's happy playing football here,
In Blue and White, yeah.

He's gonna score goals,
A whole lot of effing goals,
He should have been our number 9 // For Matinez's Everton

He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o...in Blue and White.

now back to the start of Set On You...

Our number 10's Lukaku (or Romelu)
Our number 10's Lukaku
Our number 10's Lukaku // That number 10 playing for you /// Or if their number 10 rhymes with Lukaku then it's "You're number 10's ____"
Our number 10's Lukaku // What the fk does he do?

Yes he cost a lot of money,
A whole lot of fkin money,
But he loves his football here, // joke:So now there'll be no snooker room, ;)
In Blue and White, yeah. // joke: For Bill Kenwright, yeah ;)

You can play him out wide, // joke: He cost so much,
He'll still score when he cuts inside // joke: That Hibbert only got two years,
He should have been our number 9.

Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku...in blue and white. (or Romelu..)


Next one would start:

Our manager wears brown shoes,
Our manager wears brown shoes, :)


Hell, you could make it last all match at this rate.

Number 16, McCarthyyyy
The diamond, Ross Barkley,
...

Twenty-One is Oooos-Man,
Time to pack iii-iit iiii-in son.


Right, stopping now. Bit pissed like. I like the tune tho, feel free to call me all kinds of [Poor languages removed] as long as it's this song related! :D
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Just thought... "should have been our number 9" is prob a bit harsh on Kone... maybe change that!!

Our number 9's Arouna,
Our number 9's Arouna,
Our number 9's Arouna,
Our number 9's Arouna,

Not heard of him?
Me neii-ther.
Not seen him play?
Me neeii-ther.


I am only kidding on Kone, I liked him at Wigan and I hope he comes good for us.
 


JimEFC said:
I've had this song in my head ever since you posted this mate, and singing Samuel Eto'o to it as well!

So here's a few goes I've had at it, cos it's a great shout for a chant IMO...
also hoping that by posting this I get the song out of my head!




Short-easy-basic version - stuck in my head for weeks:
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,
Number 5, Sam Eto'o,

____

OR: [and this almost defo won't take off I bet...but I like it cos I'm a bit merry, and if anything I need to get this song off my brain! lol]

I've gone for full song here - socks up to knees and all - so edit/cut/change/pisstake whatever. I'm also a bit pissed when I'm writing this:

Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o,
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // That number 5 playing for you /// Or if their number 5 rhymes with Eto'o then it's "You're number 5's ____"
Our number 5's Sam Eto'o, // What the fk does he do?

He always smiles like it's funny,
Like everything is fkin funny,
Cos he's happy playing football here,
In Blue and White, yeah.

He's gonna score goals,
A whole lot of effing goals,
He should have been our number 9 // For Matinez's Everton

He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o, He's Eto'o...in Blue and White.

now back to the start of Set On You...

Our number 10's Lukaku (or Romelu)
Our number 10's Lukaku
Our number 10's Lukaku // That number 10 playing for you /// Or if their number 10 rhymes with Lukaku then it's "You're number 10's ____"
Our number 10's Lukaku // What the fk does he do?

Yes he cost a lot of money,
A whole lot of fkin money,
But he loves his football here, // joke:So now there'll be no snooker room, ;)
In Blue and White, yeah. // joke: For Bill Kenwright, yeah ;)

You can play him out wide, // joke: He cost so much,
He'll still score when he cuts inside // joke: That Hibbert only got two years,
He should have been our number 9.

Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku, Lukaku...in blue and white. (or Romelu..)


Next one would start:

Our manager wears brown shoes,
Our manager wears brown shoes, :)


Hell, you could make it last all match at this rate.

Number 16, McCarthyyyy
The diamond, Ross Barkley,
...

Twenty-One is Oooos-Man,
Time to pack iii-iit iiii-in son.


Right, stopping now. Bit pissed like. I like the tune tho, feel free to call me all kinds of [Poor languages removed] as long as it's this song related! :D
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This is actually good and well thought out, but I just can't imagine Goodison in full voice singing this lol
 
The was a footballer called Eto'o,
Who went home to visit his nephew,
When he left he was 50,
And he came back pretty swiftly,
But his passport said Age: thirty-two.
 

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