Samuel Eto'o

[DanB90]

Could have been worse. You forgotten about his hat trick?!

I remember that. Against Leeds wasn't it? Didn't he lob the keeper from about 40 yards or something as well?

 

[Stutheblue]

nothing we are supposed to have an gentlemans agreement to let him go for nothing if an Italian team came in for him. dont know if its correct but dont expect to see anything in the way of a decent fee maybe what we have laid out for wages/ fees?

Oh right. Didn't know that. So just saving on wages then. Cheers.

 

[Stutheblue]

Seeing as we got him for free, I'm not that bothered.

£5m?

Haha. That would be a good! It seems like it'll be nothing if what others are saying is true. Ah well!

 

[Dario Terracotta]

That chant was fun while it lasted

I'm sure the Kopites will have thought up a humerous chant by the Derby

"We've still got Lambert, you've sold Sammy Eto'o"

"If" all goes to plan we won't hear a peep out of that shower,37000 inebriated blues,5:30pm kick off,this one is ours,COYB

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Just heard there's been a hold up.

They gave him the pen but he picked it up, stood still and looked around for 4 hours trying to decide where to sign before signing in the wrong place and losing the pen.

They do have a spare pen though but Roberto doesn't want to use it so it's just sat in the draw.

Apparently when Big Unsy, Big Stubbsy, Distin, Howard, Jagielka and Barry get back from their round of golf they have a pen he can borrow. But they're playing so slow that could be till sometime late next week.

 

[ijjysmith]

That chant was fun while it lasted

I'm sure the Kopites will have thought up a humerous chant by the Derby

"We've still got Lambert, you've sold Sammy Eto'o"

YOU SIGNED LAMBERT
WE SOLD SAMUEL ETO'O
SAMUEL ETO'O

Still works but dead cringey. Was cribgey in the first place really.

 

[RFUS]

Imagine how we felt last year at the World Cup in Australia as Tim as our only striker available!

He was ace though to be fair! Aside from the suspension...

 

[Dario Terracotta]

YOU SIGNED LAMBERT
WE SOLD SAMUEL ETO'O
SAMUEL ETO'O

Still works but dead cringey. Was cribgey in the first place really.

"The title's not yours,Oh Steven Gerrard,the title's not yours"or something much better to commemorate the me laaaaa's last game at the Old Ladylol

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Oh Lacina Traore, wherefore art thou, Lacina Traore?

Have you checked the hospitals?

 

[toffeejack]

if we replace eto'o with mcaleney i will cry



...no offence conor lad x

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Don't worry lads Ricardo Vaz Te is going on a free.

 

[ijjysmith]

"The title's not yours,Oh Steven Gerrard,the title's not yours"or something much better to commemorate the me laaaaa's last game at the Old Ladylol

Much better.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Hibbo played up front as a kid like.

Scenes when he starts alongside Rom in the Derby & then finishes the season as top scorer & wins goal of the season, Goodison Closed & an Away Fan Ban for 'Persistent Encroachment onto the Playing Area.'

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

In a cost saving exercise #EvertonStalwart Tony Hibberts changed his Shirt Name to Hibbo'o and is set to play up front with his back to goal, it's also thought that if they play Distin there & he just pretends he's playing the other way then Lukaku may get the kind of service he's been crying out for.

 

[Caolam]

It is a shame to see him go but we really don't need him. It is time to play Barkley in the No 10 position behind Lukaku. Move mountains to keep Mirellas, give McGeady a run on the wing. If McGeady does not measure up bring in a winger to balance the side. Time to build a team not just buy players.