Toffee-nerd
Player Valuation: £20m
He has so much power his kick literally propels him backwards.
Baller
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Davy had a successful career before Everton and seems to have settled in well (reportedly solid performances) at Werder Bremen.; as such, I blame Koeman!
Sandro on the other hand...
Sweverton
Player Valuation: £950k
Wow one anamoly season and we give him 100k/w, what a mess.
Take away the one season at Malaga, then he's scored a total of eight goals while playing for a top-flight club, with most of them being in cup competitions - 20.5%!
In fact, fifteen out of his grand total of thirty-nine career goals (38.4%) came when playing in the the second flight of Spanish football. 41% came for Malaga!
He must be laughing all the way to the bank and I hope he sends Walsh a birthday present every year to thank him for his generosity. K' off you Spanish fraud!
Sweverton
Player Valuation: £950k
Embarrasing is what it is, I don't really blame Sandro though. I wouldn't pass up a lottery win.
Neither do I to be honest as he rightfully took what was offered, and most of us had high hopes for him. Unfortunately, he became another Walsh disaster.
When you consider the transfer fees and wages that were offered to a number of players, no wonder we're now finding it difficult to right the situation.
We went from being quite astute under Moyes (no big fees, some great bargains and a limited wage structure) to wasting so much cash on absolute dross.
To use your lottery analogy, we became a lottery winner who had never really had any money so decided to spunk it all without thinking of value or longevity.
Mental
Sweverton
Player Valuation: £950k
Sums it up. Atleast the spending spree didn't last that long. Can already feel some hope after just one season
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
A poor man's Alan Biley
Was worth a gamble because of the low transfer fee, then we balls the gamble up by paying him massive wages.
Lob
Player Valuation: £50m
The biggest enigma for me is how he managed to score 14 goals for Malaga in the season before we signed him and how did he manage to do it without tripping over. Probably did trip over and just had a very fluky season. So wanted him to be decent for us but ended up being another absolutely diabolical signing. Low transfer fee but astronomical wages, none of which is earned or deserved.
Got to be gone this summer.
Got to be gone this summer.
trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
It's interesting that he's only a year older than Calvert Lewin, with similarly appalling stats, yet he's a fraud and DCL is our future. How does that work?
gixerk6
Player Valuation: £6m
Oh god I seriously hope not
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