Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[Huyton Layne]

Think he's very sexy man. This signing will probably make sealevels rise in merseyside area solely cause of jizz.

Never change mate.

 

[granter79]

Are you currently in jail by any chance ?

If so, a mobile up the bum is probably the best place to keep it

Excellent

 

[Professor Toffee]

Athletico Stoke

 

[BrendanGOT]

What have I missed here? Is he off to Arsenal now lol

 

[diggerdestroyer]

What have I missed here? Is he off to Arsenal now lol

Stop laughing. Its not funny.

 

[MikeH72]

What have I missed here? Is he off to Arsenal now lol

Nothing and no mate.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

The only funnier thing than bedwetters are the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters

Im still trying to think of a name for the non bedwetters. The im so $*@% in cool gang. The "what ye all bedwetting for "gang.

 

[Goat]

Im still trying to think of a name for the non bedwetters. The im so $*@% in cool gang. The "what ye all bedwetting for "gang.

Diggers Damp Sheets!

 

[hetion]

Next season's Gueye if we get him. People will have low expectations because of the price but he's rated really, really highly.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I am thinking, good or bad news this will be a 10:30 job for the likes of joyce, hunter, McNulty.

But all the sound piece's that have come out today sound positive

 

[Bally8]

Limbo stage on here now,

News break stage, chaos on here and twitter.

Formation virgin stage, fans trying to fit said player into crazy formations thinking their Pep Guardiola.

Limbo stage, everyone has done the previous stages and now haven't a clue what to talk about so just chat wham.

Panic stage, no news good or bad so we all think Everton are doing their best impression of Everton (See Gueye last summer).

We are close to moving into the panic stage

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Limbo stage on here now,

News break stage, chaos on here and twitter.

Formation virgin stage, fans trying to fit said player into crazy formations thinking their Pep Guardiola.

Limbo stage, everyone has done the previous stages and now haven't a clue what to talk about so just chat wham.

Panic stage, no news good or bad stage so we all think Everton are doing their best impression of Everton (See Gueye last summer).

We are close to moving into the panic stage

Don't forget the disappointment phase when we find out why he is only €5m (still got Niasse scars)

 

[chrismpw]

Meh, you know how Everton work. They'll now slowly spend a week checking every toe for verrucas before deciding they can't live with one of his knees because the lad scuffed it when he was 8.

 

[LostLegend]

Don't forget the disappointment phase when we find out why he is only €5m (still got Niasse scars)

Just why would you set a buyout clause so low?

Asking for trouble really.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Just seen the bbc report on him being in talks. He's only 21???! He must have had the same uphill paper round as Tony Grant and John Eberell!! I look younger than him and I am near 40!