Jimmy Grimble
Player Valuation: £20m
That's an expensive front 3
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Needs to score tonight or he'll be under serious scrutiny, and rightly so.
Pittsburgh Footy
Player Valuation: £35m
He's gonna go beast mode tonight
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Because if he can't score against a team of potato farmers he's got no chance in the PL.
Wat Tyler
Player Valuation: £70m
But he scored against Barca last season.
eurosrees
Player Valuation: £25m
Yep, forget about settling into a new job, in a new country, with new team mates, if he doesn't score in what's his first competitive start he should face serious scrutiny, idjit.
Well apart from Baines, the rest of our squad failed to score against the 'spud pickers' in our previous encounter so are they all for the scrap heap?
You should probably just start booing him now.
Rossisboss
Player Valuation: £950k
His first touch though 
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
Looks a poor player
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Best player I've ever seen
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
will not succeed in the EPL - too slow small and lightweight.
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